them chickens is ash

and I'm lotion

[allsonargent]

I’m sure you’d like to take some weight off your cloven hooves. Call me the devil, Raymond? How original. Actually, I was calling you a goat. You goat.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[tits-n-trix]

The fact she went right back and tweeted it

[manny-jacinto]

I’ll see you again, I promise.

[nationwidedornermoment]

Hello?

[buddhawithoutorgans]

Her nips were frightened away

[naturalscienceforweirdos]

What’s not clicking

[stephadoo]

[marveldaily]

HAWKEYE | So This is Christmas?

[cleansingreflections-deactivate]

they wouldn't have censored us like this on the jeremy renner app

[pastebun]

think again

[guerrillatech]

[chongoblog]

If I’ve learned anything from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, it’s that it is the one show where quotes are more normal and sane out of context than in context.

[chongoblog]

The “Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?” quote is bookended by Charlie violently spewing blood on a date

[chongoblog]

“And whats the context of THAT?”

Oh dont worry it’s fake blood. Charlie just swallowed way too many fake blood capsules. You see, he’s pretending to be a Texas millionaire.

[cat-peach]

[kattobingu-deactivated20140128]

kaiba made it real weird real fast but yami kept him in line

[kattobingu-deactivated20140128]

im glad this post is getting notes because it still makes me laugh

[fitzefitcher]

“kaiba my friends were kidnapped what the fuck bruh”

[achievement-hunter]

[xelbleedsglitter]

Kaiba is living alone in his own separate more intensely anime universe than everyone else

[imeverywoman420]

“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?

[sanctuarycove]

I made witch soups in my garden

[rylandsgrace]

Thor Ragnarok - What if.. 1x09

[samdyke]

[samdyke]

I AM THANKS!

[midnightmurdershow]

Addams Family Values (1993) Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld

[ofcourseillmarryou]

Mickey went from dirty Southside thug, drinking big gulps, in the closet, while sitting next to the kid he was hooking up with in secret. To, pristine Southside thug, drinking rosé, proudly out of the closet, while sitting next to the same kid as 10 years ago, who is now his husband.

If this isn’t character growth, I don’t know what is.

[tinglingpeter]

CAMERON MONAGHAN Shameless S11E11 “The Fickle Lady is Calling it Quits”