here come dat boooooiiiiii

dylan | nb butch lesbian (he/they) | it's called a bunt...

[modelsof-color]

Chol Mabior at Robert Wun Couture FW 2026

[haaarpb]

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[redstonedust]

do you think cats understand that we can't see as well in the dark as them or when i trip over my cat in the night is he like. bro what the fuck is your problem. stop being clumsy.

[undying-princess]

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

[dragongirlteeth]

I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising

[dragongirlteeth]

I am skipping your ads as fast as I can. I'm skipping past your sponsor read. I'm muting the tv. I'm muting the tab. If they get too annoying I will simply stop trying to watch.

If advertisers can use every manipulative trick in the book to get me to buy their product, I am fully within my rights to do everything I can on my end to make their job impossible

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[8syntheticanimal8]

I don't care how bad life gets i'm not watching Love Island

[tiktaalic]

The most beautiful phrase in the whole entire world. Is. What are they gonna do. Fire me?

[creepycrag]

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[scarlettaagni]

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

[daylights-rain]

I think we should also add some sort of chitinous segmented armor on their backs to help protect them also

[seracadash]

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

[redstonedust]

my number one advice for parents is to listen to your children tbh. and i dont just mean listening to their problems i mean like. when your kid recites the plot of a movie youve already seen or your tells you about what they did at school today or wants to show you their roblox gameplay. youve gotta be invested in knowing your kid as a person or why are you even doing the whole parenting thing.

[bullmilf]

Not enough cow girl images are fat. It's cows. Be fatter

[bullmilf]

This post has already had some idiot arguing against cows being fat btw. Just in case you were wondering about the state of things

[highlandvalley]

Forza Horizon 6 is literally unplayable because of this game breaking bug 😡 フォルツァ ホライゾン6は、このゲームを台無しにするバグのせいで文字通りプレイできない 😡 https://x.com/QNDZYcom/status/2057884904718025040