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@flowercrownedknight

❛ BROCCOLI IS THE BANE OF MORTAL EXISTENCE. WHY DO LITTLE TREES EXIST TO BE DIGESTED ? ❜

#flowercrownedknight #the sky rumbles at his very command ( threads ).#here ya go !

yes hello this is aries mun here with a little promo slow mo for my homie: ZEUS. it would be super special awesome if you could reblog this ?? or give it a like and i’ll check ya guys out && yeah it’ll be a thrill ride of epic proportions.

it’s ya boy zeus KING OF THE GODS

oc based off greek mythology

but also my own interpretation of this thunder-thighed god

fandomless but friendly to all fandoms && ocs

his d.ick is PRETTY LEGENDARY

is a huge dork of a dad

but also can BRING ON DA THUNDAH

is an avid snapchat user he loves the selfies

he’s v into pop culture but is v ignorant when it comes to the proper application of said pop culture

if zeus were in a shoujo manga he’d be the sensei who teaches his kids how to FOLLOW THEIR DREAMS BUT ALSO FLIRTS WITH HIS STUDENTS DOWN ZEUS

so yeah, if you’re interested, like or reblog this. it’s been real folks

- aries

Immediately turned off. ' Who would want to crack open any text about someone so pompous with their own ego? Talk about disgusting. ' && here we go.

the god’s temper is not easily roused. golden brow arches in suspicion from the sudden change in behavior. odd. humans were so ODD. despite his jovial tune, blue eyes quickly stormed over to gray, lightning flashing as zeus was NEVER one to be disrespected.

❛ a reminder to know your place, human. you are speaking to a GOD. i blink & you are nothing but mere ashes by my feet. ❜

#welp here we are #serxniity

originfangs:

“ … By the looks of it time is actually doing me a favor. ”

still very naked. ❛ WHY YES, YOU DON’T LOOK A DAY OVER 15 CENTURIES. AS FOR ME, TIME HAS ONLY MADE ME GROW MORE & MORE BEAUTIFUL ---- CHISELED ----- REFINED ! ❜ still ridiculously naked.

#the sky rumbles at his very command ( threads ).#judgementiis #always a pleasure throwing naked zeus around

Walks into the room && turns on his charm. ' Hello there, s t r a n g e r. '

❛ stranger ? you mean you have not heard of me ? ZEUS. LORD OF THE SKIES. KING OF THE GODS. HOW HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF ME HAVE YOU NEVER OPENED A BOOK & PERUSED ITS TEXT I AM BAFFLED ? ❜

#and here we are #serxniity

oneihroi-deactivated20190129

ares was the Olympian god of war, battlelust, courage and civil order.

#bloody knuckles // heads on spikes ( ares ).#golden blood runs thicker than water ( family ).

bhaccus

goddess moodboards: aphrodite

#silver tongues // the desires of flesh ( aphrodite ).#golden blood runs thicker than water ( family ).

Yay you are back,glad we can enjoy Zeusy

glad to be back, pls enjoy all his shenanigans ~

#verdegenesis

// just note that after this message i'm gonna be too shy to talk to you but i already have no regrets about following you. Your muse is a giant cute dork.//

THANK U I’M GLAD U ENJOY ! and yes he can be a giant dork from time to time such is zeus :^)

#honey-the-reject-chimera

@aniimcs DISCOUNT THOR EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BRUH ???

#disgusting i am reporting you #OOC.

Soft neigh @ Zeus! [ Pegasus ]

a GASP ( that causes the air to crackle with electricity ) as a soft neigh hits his ears. ❛PEGASUS ! ❜ thunder booms along with his voice, & he grasps the face of his noble steed. their foreheads touch, & zeus inhales the essence of his noble steed.❛it has been too long, friend. ❜he murmurs, stroking pegasus’ cheek with his thumb.

#he has manly tears in his manly eyeballs #minugahanax

@pridebled

❛ human. explain to me the concept of the SWAG. ❜

#pridebled #the sky rumbles at his very command ( threads ).

me: hasn’t played zeus in 9 months me: let’s just play him as ridiculously as possible and see where it goes

#okay great #OOC.

originfangs:

“ I’m nineteen centuries too old for this.”

randomly naked. ❛ DO NOT LET TIME HOLD YOU BACK FROM LIVING. ❜

#WHOOPS I JUST #HERE WE ARE #originfangs #the sky rumbles at his very command ( threads ).

@valorandheart

❛ I HAVE COME ACROSS A WONDERFUL NEW SONG TODAY ! ❜ starts playing the ‘cash me outside how bow dah’ remix. ❛ is this some new type of language you mortals have conjured up ? absolutely astounding. ❜

#valorandheart #the sky rumbles at his very command ( threads ).#zeus is a big meme honestly #TRULY

judgementiis:

headcanon dump: ZEUS && FOODS !!

lol so zeus has been around the block cultural wise over the centuries he’s been frequenting earth

on his stops he likes to try out different foods ( he loves his meals yo )

he believes that you can learn a lot about a culture through how they prepare their dish

HE REALLY ENJOYS BENTO BOXES like everytime he’s in japan he’s like ‘THERE. THAT BOX OF JOY. GIVE IT TO ME’

he also gives them as gifts to his fellow gods like ‘LOOK AT THIS RICE IT IS SHAPED IN A BEAR THESE HUMANS ARE AMAZING’

he fucking loves mcdonalds but doesn’t understand the concept of a drive through

he highkey tried driving his chariot through one once and they asked him to GET OUT LIKE HOW D A R E

he also enjoys take out food

and when he’s back on olympus he makes hermes perform the same roles as a delivery man

‘HERMES I REQUIRE A PIZZA THIS INSTANT’ ‘DAD THAT’S NOT WHAT I’M USED FOR’ ‘CIRCULAR CHEESY GOODNESS HERMES !!’

#/ runs hands down face for a thousand years #stray bolts of lightning ( headcanons ).

deus-complexu:

I remembered that I have this icon and now I have this headcanon that Zeus uses a Mini-Zeus to communicate with all his new little demi-god grandchildren.

“LIKE HELLO NEW GRANDCHILDREN OF MINE. I AM YOUR GRANDFATHER AND YOU ARE LOVED. NOW GO OUT THERE AND SLAY A MINOTAUR.“

#stray bolts of lightning ( headcanons ).

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