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Ain’t baby yoda that Russian witch who lives in the house with chicken feet

So not knowing the reference, i googled “Russian witch house” and I’ll be damned. Turns out that’s a whole genre of music.

swampxwitchxhattie

I laughed harder than I should have

motivational monday!

judges119

Me, at 09:00: wow, sure looks like Pride is being shitty to queer groups by limiting them to 20 people per float this year and cutting the numbers of floats :(

Me, ten minutes ago: Pride is letting the police have 30 members? And Westpac gets 30 marchers, who just admitted guilt in being involved in a child exploitation ring and 23 million breaches of financial law? And Crown fucking Casino gets 100 marchers?

Me, now: mix equal parts gasoline and styrofoam to create homemade napalm and remember, police banking CEOs and the Packer family aren’t flammable unless you make them so!

judges119

this is a joke of course, everyone remember the acronym:

All

Coppers, banking ceos, and the packer family

Are

Bnot flammable

Me, at 09:00: wow, sure looks like Pride is being shitty to queer groups by limiting them to 20 people per float this year and cutting the numbers of floats :(

Me, ten minutes ago: Pride is letting the police have 30 members? And Westpac gets 30 marchers, who just admitted guilt in being involved in a child exploitation ring and 23 million breaches of financial law? And Crown fucking Casino gets 100 marchers?

Me, now: mix equal parts gasoline and styrofoam to create homemade napalm and remember, police banking CEOs and the Packer family aren’t flammable unless you make them so!

dragongirltitties

@ slack’s emoji artist turn on your location i wanna talk

insomniparty

astrology is gay you heard it here first folks

sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2

oh, to be innocent and think this is just a pride flag

thegravitywave

Meerkat <3

colubrina

lynati

I don’t think there’s an applause gif big enough to properly convey my reaction to this. Also, I love that if anyone tries to say that you’re just “another hack fic writer with no ideas of her own who is jealous of the “real” writers out there”, they could quite literally be crushed under your catalog of award-winning original writing as a response. They can’t dismiss your stance on this topic the way they do to so many unpublished / fanfic writers because you’ve already met all of the standards that they insist someone has before they’ll accept their opinion as worth listening to.

seananmcguire

Right?

“Well, fanfic authors never win awards, so–” “WOULD YOU LIKE TO HOLD MY HUGO.” “That’s basically, it’s, you know, the People’s Choice, so–” “LOOK AT MY NEBULA.” “That’s a science fiction award, it doesn’t really–” “LOOK I’VE WON THE ALEX.” “…” “IT’S GIVEN BY THE SAME PEOPLE WHO GIVE THE NEWBURY.” “…” “I’M THE FIRST PERSON TO WIN IT TWICE IN A ROW.” “…well you wrote porn.” “GOSH I SURE DID.”

dduane

More attention to this, please. :) From yet another of the I Wrote Fanfic First And I Decline To Feel Shame About It brigade.

(And I also wrote for My Little Pony, which means I may have inadvertently contributed something to Seanan’s state of being. [Which I will file under the “Quiet Unholy Glee” heading.])

:)))

quinfirefrorefiddle-deactivated

Damn I love the internet.

equikage

he just fell asleep like this

theclash

Just thought everyone should know that Paris Hilton dressed as a sexy Furby for a Halloween party in the year 2018

anxietyproblem

quietpinetrees

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