I AM THE ULTIMATE JUDGMENT

So, you're finally here... After spending who knows how long in this god-forsaken hotel, you're still determined to hold onto your soul. But are you ready to face reality? Are you sure you weren't even running from it in the first place? But I don't...

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Gold, Why are you so kawaii?

CUTE?

WHAT ABOUT HANDSOME? BEAUTIFUL? STUNNING???

[fuckyeahgregoryhorrorshow]

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"Judgment Boy Gold! Could you please keep the volume down, some of us need to actually get rest and don't have time for your insipid singing or shouting.

THE TRUTH OF JUDGMENT CAN NEVER BE SILENCED!

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How did you get so hot?

METALS VERY EASILY CONDUCT HEAT.

IT'S ALSO SUMMER, YOU CAN DO THE MATH THERE.

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((I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW MANY PEOPLE STILL FOLLOW THIS BLOG EVEN THOUGH I'VE LEFT IT ALONE SO LONG TO DEAL WITH SCHOOL AND MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES....gosh, you're a great bunch. Thank you all so much for sticking around. <3 -Mun))

[clocksandlassoes]

(( this was sitting in a folder called ‘totes not nsfw i swear’

i think i was high ))

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MORE LIKE...

LET IT GOOOOLD. ~♪

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ask-hellschef replied to your post: askpoorconductor asked:My word! Y...

Boy, you gonna regret that

I-

I REGRET EVERY CONCEIVABLE THING THAT COULD HAVE LED TO THIS DECISION.

[calligifphy]

[cuddlingdragons]

Gold, have you been doing things with 4? HMMM??

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My word! You gleam golden like the sun, sir! I could write a song about it ... w-would you care to listen?

A SONG? FOR ME?

WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD I EVER REFUSE?

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how do you keep your harem in such top condition?

AH, WELL, YOU SEE, THROUGH MY RIGOROUS TRAINING REGIME, ANY OF MY STUDENTS CAN-

WAIT

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘HAREM’??!!

[judgmentboygold-blog]

@ask-hellschef said: Hmph, top-notch my ass. Your “students” keep harassing me!

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REALLY NOW?

YOU KNOW CHEF, THEY CAN GET VERY PERSISTENT WHEN SOMEONE WON’T PLAY THE JUDGMENT GAME WITH THEM. ARE YOU SURE THAT YOU’RE NOT JUST BEING A BAD SPORT?

[askhellschef-deactivated2015040]

Son of a- I’m damn well sure Gold. So keep them in line because I need some new pots and those metal bodies of theirs would be a perfect fit.

W-wait, A BAD SPORT!? I’M THE BEST SPORT HERE YOU’RE JUST A BIG JERK! *pout*

((ooc: Oh Chef can’t you be a good boy for once?))

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I'LL BE CERTAIN TO GIVE THEM A TALKING-TO DURING OUR NEXT TRAINING SESSION. IN THE MEANTIME, I WOULD SINCERELY APPRECIATE YOU NOT BUTCHERING MY STUDENTS IF YOU CAN HELP IT.

[judgmentboygold-blog]

@ask-hellschef said: Hmph, top-notch my ass. Your “students” keep harassing me!

REALLY NOW?

YOU KNOW CHEF, THEY CAN GET VERY PERSISTENT WHEN SOMEONE WON'T PLAY THE JUDGMENT GAME WITH THEM. ARE YOU SURE THAT YOU'RE NOT JUST BEING A BAD SPORT?

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Oh Gold~ Let me just swoon in your arms~

NONETHELESS, THE SENTIMENT IS APPRECIATED.

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Oh..Gold...*coughs* its you.. how are things in the Factory doing?

THE FACTORY IS IN TOP-NOTCH CONDITION, NO THANKS TO YOU. I DO HOPE MY STUDENT'S DIDN'T SCARE YOU TOO MUCH LAST YOU WERE JUDGED, HM? \B]

[judgmentboygold-blog]

Oh! The Golden one has come back, welcome back, how was your vacation?

iT WAS MOST EXCELLENT, I RECEIVED THE HIGHEST OF SPA TREATMENTS AT THE LOCALE.

….THE LOCALS WERE ABOUT AS STRANGE AS GREGORY HOUSE’S RESIDENTS, THOUGH.

NONETHELESS, I GOT A MUCH DESERVED REST AND I AM BACK TO MY TOP PERFORMING FORM OF JUDGMENTS!

[blinddumbdeaf]

The God Of The Grove, 2013 gold-plated brass, polymer, distressed black finish, marble Hedi Xandt