french-peasant-offical

VIVA LA REVOLUTION

[australia-offical]

just a reminder everyone that I have to leave you all in about a week's time I think

there's a social media ban for under 16s in Australia, and that means that I will no longer have access to this blog.

I'll do another post like this again on my last day, but know that I'm gonna miss each and every one of you a lot. you've made my life so much better, just knowing that you all care

I'll see you when I'm 16 again

[french-peasant-offical]

au revoir, mon friend

[real-human-offical]

Farce ou friandise!

@french-peasant-offical

I don't understand French, but I can assume you want candy!! Here you go!!! I hope you enjoy!

[french-peasant-offical]

Merci, merci!

[spotify-offical]

chat am i falling off? 😔

[french-peasant-offical]

oui

[avocado-offical]

I yearn to shove a whole lime down my throat

[french-peasant-offical]

if only je could afford a lime... je would gift it to toi

[french-peasant-offical]

sir do you hear the people sing?

is this a reference to something

mon brain is deep fried all the time, deepest apologies

[prettiestprincie]

mon ami, this is a reference to the hit musical Les Miserables!

[french-peasant-offical]

AH, OUI OUI

[australia-offical]

IM GONNA DO A THING AT SCHOOL AND I NEED A PEN NAME

so I'm gonna start writing really odd yet profound stuff on tables at school (in pencil dw it's really easy to get off due to the type of tables we have) and I need a pen name to sign it off. what do you guys thinkk

[french-peasant-offical]

French is Fire 🔥 🔥 📢

[autism-offical]

I JUST FOUND OUT THERE'S A WILL WOOD MOVIE BUT IT'S 5 FUCKING DOLLARS AND ON APPLE TV ONLY AND I DON'T HAVE APPLE TV I'M GOING TO FUCKING DIE I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE I'LL FIND SOME FUCKING WAY TO PIRATE IT I SWEAR I'M GOING TO LITERALLY DIE IF I CANNOT FIND SOME WAY TO WATCH IT I'LL WATCH IT EVEN IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO I SWEAR TO THE HOLY SENSHI ABOVE IF I DON'T WATCH IT I'M GOING TO COMMIT ARSON

[french-peasant-offical]

I believe c'est time to open up the 100% completely legal websites

[britain-offical]

this weekend, is when thousands of students from all over the world will be coming to universities all over the uk. in hundreds of cities, all over the uk, every lamp post is ladden with the English or UK flag. all of these students will be scared. scared for their lives and their well-being. these flags NEED to come down.

I don't care if you're not in the uk, please reblog this.

[french-peasant-offical]

Je will help my friends 🫡

[satan-offical]

This is NOT a funny or relatable post.

Don't like it.

Don't reblog it.

It's not funny.

Little effort has been put into this.

It's not funny. Don't interact. Keep scrolling.

[french-peasant-offical]

you are tres funny AHAHAHAHA

[jeff-offical]

Okay- Listen up kids. Now seems like a good time to teach you all about Safe Protesting.

My mum does lots of protests, and so did my grandad, my uncle still does. All three of them are/were part of Extinction Rebellion.

My mum has taught me how to safe protest, and you should know too.

One: Shut the fuck up. Don't tell anyone except who you're going with what the plan is. Tell people where you're going, and when you expect to be back, but NOT what the plan is. When the cops talk to them, it'll help them convict you.

Two: What to wear? A covid-19 facemask, for starters. Obscures your face, and if the cops use gas it'll help there. Sunglasses, or glasses aswell, are also good, because they protect your face. If you're doing something like stopping traffic or trains, wear Hi-Vis vests.

Three: Floppy! When the cops arrest you, go limp. It makes it harder for them to pick you up, you're not resisting arrest (don't quote me on that), it makes to cops look bad, and they'll need four to five people to pick you up, and makes the cops look bad.

Four: Have protest buddies+a safe meeting place. This will help you find each other if you get seperated, and having more people around you keeps you safe.

Five: Bring. Water. You NEED to bring a water bottle. Snacks and a first-aid kit are HIGHLY recommended. A coat, aswell, for if it gets cold, and sunscreen and a sunhat. You want to avoid getting hurt by nature at a protest.

Six: Non-violent direct action is what I hope you're doing, so don't push anyone or fight the police.

This was bought to you by my Woke-as-fuck mother and me! PLEASE SPREAD.

@homosexuality-offical @satan-offical @spotify-offical @catboy-offical @femboy-offical @doctor-who-offical GUYS PLASE THIS IS IMPORTANT

[french-peasant-offical]

Viva la resistance

[satan-offical]

High-key

[french-peasant-offical]

Je feel personally offended

[french-peasant-offical]

sir do you hear the people sing?

is this a reference to something

mon brain is deep fried all the time, deepest apologies

[britain-offical]

chat I think I'm addicted to the gay romance

[french-peasant-offical]

welcome, britain.

[satan-offical]

WE TRNEDED ON TUMBLR

IM SO FUCKING HAPPY. ITS OVER NOW. BUT IM SO HAPPY

(I own raphael account)

YOU'RE RAPHAEL?!!

ALSO HORRAY THE OFFICALVERSE IS TRENDING WE'VE PEAKED FAME

[french-peasant-offical]

QUOI?! WE WHAT

[french-peasant-offical]

Ahem.

Je suis standing on this gunpowder barrel pedastool to announce that....

Australia, the kangaroo land, is facing tyranny! As a professional revolutionist, it is mon time to speak.

Ahem. So those under 16 are facing removal from Social Media. Moi, personally, know multiple people who use online friends as a LIFELINE.

La Australian Government is removing the only freedom many children in abusive households have.

And they aren't removing access to Social Media to keep Australians safe.

They are doing it for control over the youth and next generations.

Moi, i KNOW, that suicide and mental health crisis will sky-rocket after this ban is put in place.

THIS DOESN'T ONLY EFFECT THOSE UNDER 16

Signing into ANY social media account will require an ID.

With this ID, la tyrants can come knocking at your door if you make a political post they do not like. They will be able to link every social media account with a person.

The reason you haven't heard of this ban much?

Vous can blame that on the Australian Government too.

*mic drop*

SO, RALLY MON FRIENDS. SPREAD LA WORD. MON REVOLUTIONISTS, RISE!!

@satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @autism-offical @lemon-offical @grim-reaper-offical @australia-offical @france-offical @america-offical @god-offical @adam-offical @eve-official @snake-offical @spotify-official @officalverse-fanart-offical @adhd-offical @odysseus-offical @angel-offical

[australia-offical]

mates, I'm officially illegally

[tgirl-offical]

are you gonna be banned?

[french-peasant-offical]

Les Australian are able to rebel if they wish and download a VPN. It is unlikely that entire accounts will be banned

[mum-offical]

if you are unable to download a VPN for whatever reason brave (a free secure search browser with a built in ad blocker) has a thing called tor (the onion router) that does the same thing!

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

where do people find vpns? Idk how to get one without my parents knowing

[french-peasant-offical]

Vous can search up "free vpn" on google or the app store. vous must be careful, as many free vpns steal your data. Moi, personally, I recommend Proton VPN.

[french-peasant-offical]

Ahem.

Je suis standing on this gunpowder barrel pedastool to announce that....

Australia, the kangaroo land, is facing tyranny! As a professional revolutionist, it is mon time to speak.

Ahem. So those under 16 are facing removal from Social Media. Moi, personally, know multiple people who use online friends as a LIFELINE.

La Australian Government is removing the only freedom many children in abusive households have.

And they aren't removing access to Social Media to keep Australians safe.

They are doing it for control over the youth and next generations.

Moi, i KNOW, that suicide and mental health crisis will sky-rocket after this ban is put in place.

THIS DOESN'T ONLY EFFECT THOSE UNDER 16

Signing into ANY social media account will require an ID.

With this ID, la tyrants can come knocking at your door if you make a political post they do not like. They will be able to link every social media account with a person.

The reason you haven't heard of this ban much?

Vous can blame that on the Australian Government too.

*mic drop*

SO, RALLY MON FRIENDS. SPREAD LA WORD. MON REVOLUTIONISTS, RISE!!

@satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @autism-offical @lemon-offical @grim-reaper-offical @australia-offical @france-offical @america-offical @god-offical @adam-offical @eve-official @snake-offical @spotify-official @officalverse-fanart-offical @adhd-offical @odysseus-offical @angel-offical

[australia-offical]

mates, I'm officially illegally

[tgirl-offical]

are you gonna be banned?

[french-peasant-offical]

Les Australian are able to rebel if they wish and download a VPN. It is unlikely that entire accounts will be banned

[french-peasant-offical]

Ahem.

Je suis standing on this gunpowder barrel pedastool to announce that....

Australia, the kangaroo land, is facing tyranny! As a professional revolutionist, it is mon time to speak.

Ahem. So those under 16 are facing removal from Social Media. Moi, personally, know multiple people who use online friends as a LIFELINE.

La Australian Government is removing the only freedom many children in abusive households have.

And they aren't removing access to Social Media to keep Australians safe.

They are doing it for control over the youth and next generations.

Moi, i KNOW, that suicide and mental health crisis will sky-rocket after this ban is put in place.

THIS DOESN'T ONLY EFFECT THOSE UNDER 16

Signing into ANY social media account will require an ID.

With this ID, la tyrants can come knocking at your door if you make a political post they do not like. They will be able to link every social media account with a person.

The reason you haven't heard of this ban much?

Vous can blame that on the Australian Government too.

*mic drop*

SO, RALLY MON FRIENDS. SPREAD LA WORD. MON REVOLUTIONISTS, RISE!!

@satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @autism-offical @lemon-offical @grim-reaper-offical @australia-offical @france-offical @america-offical @god-offical @adam-offical @eve-official @snake-offical @spotify-official @officalverse-fanart-offical @adhd-offical @odysseus-offical @angel-offical