The Potoo sees all and is unimpressed

Television and Movie reviews/commentary (mostly on stuff available on Netflix) plus random things that pop into my mind and stuff I like. also politics and baby goats.

[miggylol]

You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.

Of course it is.

Are you still buying the house?

🥳 Yes! Are you kidding?!!! Now I'm buying the house BECAUSE of the ghost!!!!!

😊 Yes. I'm happy to have found this house, and the ghost is a nice addition.

😶 Yes, but the ghost doesn't play into my decision at all.

😒 Yes... I guess. I'm not happy, but I'm not passing up an affordable house.

❌ No. I've found my limit, and this ghost is past it.

Voting ended onMay 11, 2025

[eventually--darling]

If you guys were on here at 11 years old what would you be posting about

[partywithponies]

Do me a favour and reblog this with a show you like that was cancelled after only one season. I don't mean shows that were always meant to be miniseries or shows that work perfectly well as a standalone story, or shows that might still get renewed. I mean shows that are and will forever remain unfinished. The more obscure the better.

[apollohour]

Spin a wheel to be assigned someone!

You have now switched lives with this person. How do you feel about this?

OH GOD OH GOD THE HORRORS

Oh this is quite shit actually, why would you do this to me

Their life is actually horrible, but I like this actually <3

Could be worse but could be a whole lot better

This is just my life.

Life's a rollercoaster, but I think I could do it even better than they did

Their life is amazing, but this is not the path for me

OH FUCK OH FUCK WHY WOULD YOU ASSIGN THIS PERSON TO ME >:0

This is so much better than my current situation

THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST CASE SCENARIO, I AM CHILLING

Ooh, this person's life is too convoluted for you OP

Results/I don't know who this is lol

Voting ended onMar 19, 2025

[hopepunk-humanity]

[handsofred]

Okay, I was not expecting this at all and I have to admit, I have not listened to any music from Chappell Roan before, my fault and that is going to change...but this is hauntingly beautiful and it's beautiful to see so many people come together to do something for not only themselves, but for this video too.

This needs to be shared everywhere really, it really is beautiful.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[pickerwheelpolls]

You are made to live as a kind of house-pet for one week. You are well taken care of and loved, but you are unable to communicate to the person taking care of you that you are a person. What is your reaction?

Spin the wheel to find out which pet you will spend a week as.

Your Reaction:

This is a dream come true! I am so happy right now.

Nice! I am definitely going to have a good week.

Ok. Well, I am not overjoyed, but this is passable.

Oh, I kinda totally hate this. I know I am well loved, but this week will suck.

This is going to be the worst week of my life. I would rather be dead.

Voting ended onMar 7, 2025

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

how did it go!!!

literally dream scenario

it's good!

i can live with that

could be better

hate. let me tell you how much i've come to hate this since i began to live.

Voting ended onFeb 18, 2025

[ase-trollplays]

Spin the wheel for your new government assigned hairstyle.

How do you feel about it?

Hell yeah, I can totally rock this! I love it!

It's not bad, actually. I like it.

Wow, I hate this. It's awful.

I've been hate crimed. I'm suing the government.

I already have this hairstyle.

Voting ended onFeb 16, 2025

List of hairstyles here

[macnronii]

Daria and Jane and being gay in the 90s

[quantum27]

star trek: enterprise disease also known as learning to unironically like faith of the heart

[r0achinyourc0mputer]

i think any conversation regarding banning tiktok that insists tiktok is actually a force for good misses the point

it doesn't matter if tiktok is the next library of alexandria or if it sucks shit, the problem is that the US government shouldn't have the authority to limit americans' access to the internet so dramatically. the problem is other social media corporations lobbying to ban their opponents. the problem is pretending data harvesting is just fine as long as we're the ones doing it, diverting attention away from how companies like facebook have already harvest and sold way more data than tiktok could ever dream of collecting for the chinese government.

[superheroesincolor]

BEEF | Official Trailer (2023) 

Revenge is best served raw, an upcoming Netflix series starring Steven Yeun and Ali Wong. 

A road rage incident between two strangers — a failing contractor and an unfulfilled entrepreneur — sparks a feud that brings out their darkest impulses.

BEEF premieres April 6.

[SuperheroesInColor linktr.ee / FB / IG / Twitter / Twitch / Support ] 

[cannabiscomrade]

Did you practice lockdowns in school?

American- Lockdown drills only

American- Lockdown and active shooter drills

Non-American- Lockdown drills only

Non-American- Lockdown and active shooter drills

Wtf are you talking about? (Show results)

Voting ended onMar 9, 2023

Drop your age and country/state in the tags ☀️

This is probably super US centric but I’m still interested to see the results! Please don’t include weather drills in your response.

For those unaware, a lockdown drill is a drill schools will run to practice in the event of a danger to students and staff. This could be anything from a swarm of bees (happened at my elementary school) to an off-campus police presence or an active shooter event.

When I was in school we did lockdown drills only, the district I work in now does lockdowns and active shooter drills, but they’re conflated and the kids are taught to barricade during a lockdown when applicable.

[merrybandofmurderers]

so, varric won the last poll by something of a landside, unsurprisingly. so now i wanna see how things go if the varric-mancers went with their second choice

what non-romanceable companion would you make romanceable: no varric edition

aveline

cole

loghain

oghren

shale

sten

vivienne

wynne

just show me the deets

Voting ended onMar 6, 2023

(note: this is only about the main games, the awakening romance poll was done already [yes, nathaniel won])

[merrybandofmurderers]

just for the record, if i see any shit in the tags about viv being a bad choice, you're getting ur ass blocked

[ourstaturestouchtheskies]

pick your favorite of these absolutely incredible animated film soundtracks that defined my childhood

spirit: stallion of the cimarron - bryan adams and hans zimmer (2002) 🐴

tarzan - phil collins and mark mancina (1999) 🌿

the hunchback of notre dame - alan menken and stephen schwartz (1996) 🔔

hercules - alan menken and david zippel (1997) 🏺

the princess and the frog - randy newman (2009) 🐊

toy story - randy newman (1995) 🚀

the lion king - elton john, tim rice, and hans zimmer (1994) 🦁

brother bear - phil collins and mark mancina (2003) 🐻

tangled - alan menken and glenn slater (2010) 🏮

secret 10th thing: "i'm still here" by john rzeznik - treasure planet (2002) 🌌

Voting ended onMar 1, 2023

also let me know your favorite if it's not on here! I'm sure I missed some, so please accept my apologies in advance for the oversight

[judgypotoo]

Okay, but the world building they did in the first minute of Atlantis: The Lost Empire is pretty superb.