[orangepenguino]

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[aidashakur]

Almost gave a fuck, I had to tighten up

[sourvape-deactivated20251109]

Why do we say “slept like a baby” when babies literally wake up screaming every two hours?

I want to sleep like a middle-aged dad who “rests his eyes” during a Marvel movie and wakes up refreshed, confused, and ready to barbecue.

[incorrect-ironwidow]

[sleepingsirian]

[lgb-without-t-deactivated202509]

[sighberspace]

[morsking]

[ifyougrinyoulose]

if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

[kii-tty]

[webcomicname]

[saydesole]

Happy Black History 🤎

[misterand]

[techliche]

Do ya'lls remember this. This is the kinda shit that lives rent free in my head...

[keremelcream]

“you should be the bigger person” absolutely not. i’m cursing his entire bloodline.

[suns-up-bunshine-deactivated202]

Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

[feline17ff]

...

[homeboygirl]

i think everyone needs to adopt "i didnt say it was good, i said i liked it" into their vocabulary right now. it did me wonders

[homeboygirl]

"i want to show my friends the media i enjoy but its not considered good so i wont" is such a bad thought process. i once made my friends watch my favourite childhood movie with me which has a 1% rating on rotten tomatoes and i cackled with glee as they groaned in agony for an hour and a half. but yknow what? thats what friends are for.

[moniqueesworld]