do you think Joe and Nicky had a whole judgey conversation on the plane with Copley where they were like “so what are they paying you? thirty pieces of silver?”
or did they ignore him completely and be like “wow look at the upholstery on these seats” “so much legroom” “can I use the lavatory” (two minutes later) “there are marble accents in the lavatory” “will there be an in-flight meal” “gosh what a smooth flight”
and the whole time Copley is just
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#imagine getting to have a private jet and the whole time these nerds drag you#and are in love about it the whole time?#they keep flirting with each other across the plane?#‘yusuf if my hands were not tied i would feed you the grapes’#‘niccolò your kisses are sweeter than these…looks like chocolate-covered strawberries’#they both have hugely spiteful asshole energy AND I LOVE THAT#‘my moon i wish i could sketch your face as it now looking at me wantingly’#‘my sun i am always looking at you wantingly’#copley out loud: I HATE IT HERE
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