SWEET SLICE OF LIFE.
↳ for uncomplicated interactions with no bigger picture. there are references to food and alcohol in this meme.
"do you want to grab lunch later in the week? i feel like we haven't hung out enough recently."
"i saw this the other day and thought of you. i hope you like it."
"did you see that new romcom yet? i've heard it was incredible."
"[name] gave me the nicest gift last week for our anniversary. [pronoun] has excellent taste in jewelry."
"i've had the new taylor's version on repeat since it came out and i think it's safe to say that i'm obsessed."
"would it be bad if i were to have accidentally washed an expensive cashmere sweater in hot water?"
"there's a possibility the dishwasher is leaking, and by possibility, i mean that there is a standing inch of water in the kitchen now."
"are brussel sprouts supposed to smell that bad while they're cooking?"
"all i want to do is quit my job and get paid to lay on my couch watching chopped."
"if i'm being honest, i don't want [pronoun] coming back to my apartment after the champagne flute incident of '21."
"i didn't think that class could get any more boring, but today we literally watched paint dry for ten whole minutes."
"we're renovating the kitchen. do you think we'd need a hot water tap on the sink?"
"i've been playing candy crush for three hours. i spent twenty dollars. please take my phone away from me. please."
"i wrote this poem and i really like it, but i was wondering if you'd want to set it to music? cool if you don't, it was just something i was thinking about."
"do you want to go to the beach? i know it's a twelve hour drive, but i want to feel the sand under my feet."
"well, it happened. my ipod from 2005 finally bit the dust. it was a good eighteen years, but i guess it's time to move on."
"it was a mistake. it won't happen again. honestly, i don't see how i could make that mistake again. you don't forget you're at a funeral and open tiktok every other week, you know?"