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she/they • silliest fannibal • on here to shitpost • 🪽🐍•🦌🫀

[juicebox-titties]

Hello Hannibal tumblr

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[charlesoberonn]

Heartwarming story: Little girl doesn’t have to do anything to fund her dad’s surgery because his expenses are covered by his country’s universal healthcare.

[charlesoberonn]

Human determination: Man bikes 18 miles to work every morning because he wants to and not because he can’t afford a car and would be fired if he’s late.

[charlesoberonn]

Spirit of Brotherhood: Neighbors host housewarming party for elderly resident who doesn’t need help in paying rent because his pension is more than enough.

[hyperlexichypatia]

SO INSPIRING: Local middle school students bake dozens of cupcakes because their home economics class is doing a baking unit. Their school is fully funded with everything they need.

[blandandtasteless]

This feels like calibrating my normal detector

[frederickchiltonsdivacup]

Watching Hannibal without subtitles is like

Hannibal: ajfddja jfadjanc akjf a God ndadieoa an cmnag Love eian hgcabn eihadjhfa iooen adhaj Europe

Will: nvmadn adh ajk eajke rhkjaejhas The Ripper akdjasdbf cnladshuebgb akda nc Dr. Lecter akfdan mkldai zhcnvjkekla my design akjdfkl;nc xhabdjk

LOUD AS FUCK BACKGROUND DRUMS: 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

Jack Crawford, the only main character who talks at a normal volume and enunciates: We Are Going To Catch The Chesapeake Ripper (he is then silenced by the drums)

[killerqueenmp3]

[unspokensuggestion]

you are allowed to be wrong you are allowed to mess up you are allowed to be embarrassing.

[h11tch]

short video I made in march

[bigshot-circa-1997]

yellow Door perfec t size for put You in to tr\avel! inside very Soft and Comfort you travel safely put Yuo in Yellow Door. Put you In Yellow Door. no problems ever in yeellow door because good Hallway and Corridors for travel an.ywhere. Ayellow Door yes a place for you put you in yellow door can trust door for giveing good love to you. friend door

[doicreep-youout]

'i asked chat gpt'

well i asked this rly ugly yellow door and now it's ominously beckoning me to come inside.

[crackerswithnutella]

Ughhh give me that genderly ambiguous blonde haired skinny and maybe a bit uncanny guy ughhhhh keep micheal far far away from me hahaha heh

[the-belle-tower]

It’s been a while

[bshci-escapee]

[conarcoin]

fyi things like insulin, hearing aids, wheelchairs, glasses costing money at all is a form of structural ableism

[conarcoin]

disabled people should not have to pay to live their lives like everyone else. and in the case of insulin, disabled people should not have to pay to Not Fucking Die

[irreparableteacup]

[hopeless-servant-in-a-fairy-tale]

Rewatching Hannibal season one is so amusing. Why is every dialogue between Alana and Jack like:

Alana: stop making Will see mutilated corpses. It's fucking his mental health, he's literally going insane.

Jack: what are you talking about? Will is fine.

Alana: he's trembling in the corner and murmuring incoherent shit, Jack.

Jack: yeah, he does that sometimes. No need to worry.

[tiredegggo]

[descisco]

”i should’ve put you and hannibal in a cage together, i wonder what you would’ve done.” they would’ve fucked, mason. they would’ve went at it raw for hours.

[pesky--dust]

This meme was in my head a way too long.