The Unbearable Anguish of being Online

[juiceboxarchive]

Call 'im Whisk-y dick the way he's beating those eggs if you know what I mean

[juiceboxarchive]

She had a bulbous head, and enormous eyes. Her chin to recede severely, and her small mouth was tucked toward the b- oh no she was just too close to the camera. She was normal i guess.

[juiceboxarchive]

These are my transbian OCs, Cendental and Lucent. I know it looks like there's only one but the other one is just hard to see.

[geyfrog]

*puts my hand on your shoulder* Don’t worry, I have your back. We’re gonna turn this crisis into a crwaswas

[panvani]

Me and my bro in the 19th century inhaling and ingesting various chemicals just for fun

[roobin-sandwich]

[riseofthecommonwoodpile-deactiv]

“I love the way the player’s body moves in Bloodborne: You can fly in any direction like that, like a nervous little bird. If you want to be close, you are instantly close, and if you want to be away, you are instantly away. What a gift. Of course everything is violent and wants to touch you, but if you are perfect, you will not be touched. There is a little secret here which perhaps you can notice: When the ugly monster’s limbs reach out to touch the small human’s body, there is about a tenth of a second—maybe less— where her body is invincible. It doesn’t even matter if she’s geometrically in harm’s way or not. She is safe because she timed it right, was perfect. See, even in this very hard game, there is something wonderful and fair: The game doesn’t care about the way bodies actually intersect. If your timing was correct, it agrees: “You were not touched.” Many games hide that tiny moment of invincibility within quick movement, and it feels so kind just knowing, no mater how bad you are, that if you could fit every moment of pain in that one tenth of a second you could be invincible for the rest of your life. Sometimes I wish I had this power in real life. If I had it would mean never having to say ‘no’ in so many words, nor the confrontation that sometimes comes with saying no. But that perfect, flawless dodge is not sustainable—you have to be devastated so many times to get the timing so flawless. And here’s my bad secret: when I killed this one monster, I didn’t do it by dodging flawlessly, but by mashing some awful weapon in her side while her limbs were flailing and she could not hit me back. Unfair and problematic of me, I know. So often, games’ expressive qualities are limited to the violent motion of virtual bodies, yet they can be extremely articulate within that vocabulary. As much as I want to be an untouchable angel of forgiveness and grace with a bottomless well of compassion for all living things, I keep messing up that dodge and I think it’s making me a bitch.”

— Aevee Bee, “I love my untouchable virtual body” (via goodbyemisery)

[pangur-and-grim]

[qwiddit]

[partlymadeofgold]

This map was designed by Kenyan artist Priya Shah.

You can read about it here: https://minds-africa.org/fabric-map-of-africa-the-art-of-storytelling/

and buy copies of the map here: https://www.miakora.com/fabric-map-of-africa

[lokvoinn]

My old Dishonored meme

[juiceboxarchive]

me, after putting my phone down and making another resolution to stop texting while driving: *sees someone at the light next to me on their phone*

me: unbelievable, people these days

[youtendtoforget-deactivated2025]

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

[wintercorrybriea2]

[ifishouldvanish]

i will never stop thinking abt how when Dracula finally stops fighting Alucard and has his whole come to Jesus moment he isn't even addressing him. He's addressing Lisa. Like how does that have to fucking feel for Alucard, that it's not your father's love for you that makes him stop, but still his love for your long-dead mother. Being beaten half to death by your father and in those last moments he's pleading with your mother and not apologizing to or comforting you? You, who has endured this pain and trauma and has been begging and screaming at him that this isn't what your mother would want, only for none of it to be enough. But what is enough is him remembering how he painted your room and made your toys with her? Like to your own father you weren't enough you weren't enough you weren't enough 🫠

[lleyksie]

brown bear, black bear

[acolytics]

never let it be said i dont treat my miis right

[gaycop]

tiramisu

[twiststreet]

"The Fencing World Championships will introduce the "Sword Tip Visualization System." This system was developed by Japanese engineers, used at the Tokyo Olympics, and can track and display the sword tip's movement trajectory without any markers." (X)