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[autistobrat]

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

[ammnontet]

the killer

[femmedesyeuxnoirs]

Real asf This is literally the realest shit anyones ever said

[sluttynurse]

me in the not-so-distant future of 2032 taking my beautiful wife out for a walk on a foggy day: damn it's like silent hill up in this bitch! 😂

my wife: fuck you you say that every time it's a little foggy outside. you haven't even played the games. i hate you so much

our clone of former beatles drummer ringo starr who we normally keep locked in our basement but is currently joining us for his allotted 30 minutes of weekly outside time: ringo!

[the-irreverend]

And stay safe everyone!

[orcaking]

Wishing you all a get more hairy and naked summer <3

(available as a sticker on patreon through june 2026)

[star-mom-selkie]

happy pride month

[catchymemes]

MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE

[blumineck]

How to spring-load your bow!

This information is freely given. What you do with it is up to you! 🏹💐🧚🏼

[anarqueeen]

Turning the cuck chair around backwards to show I'm not like your other, boring cuckolds

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

*youth pastor voice* you know who else got nailed while all his friends watched? that's right,

[curioscurio]

gandalf big naturals stimboard

[curioscurio]

Happy Pride to Gandalf Big Naturals

[gay-pippin]

[keroseneinhalers]

whoever rbed this where are the gandalf big naturals. i am searching and not finding anything

[gay-pippin]

missing his big maiar milkers?

[adventuresofnight]

This app never changes, and I’m forever grateful for it 😂💀

[sergle]

I promised I'd dress as Gandalf Big Naturals before my breast reduction, and true to my word, here are the pics I took literally the day before surgery LMAO

[qrowscant]

gandalf butch realness

[pien-art]

i am,, so sorry but ive had the “gandalf big naturals” meme stuck in my head all day and you must suffer with me <3

(click image for optimal quality)

[curioscurio]

do you like my gandalf big naturals edit

YES OH MY GOD YES

[itshype]