[failnation]

Someone went to town with sticky lizards in this Kmart.

[thecutespook]

They threw some of them so hard they exploded

[reinelefey]

RANT TIME

I work retail.

We sell these things in eyeball form for Halloween.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE. PLEASE

Fucking PLEASE STOP THROWING THEM ON THE CEILING.

We get in trouble when this happens because it’s a loss of merchandise for us. The sheet rock in the ceiling tiles DOES SOMETHING to those little fuckers, and it is like SUPER GLUE. They come off so HARD AND PRACTICALLY MELTED TO THE CEILING.

WHich damages the ceiling tile. Guess who is responsible if a ceiling tile falls on a guest?

Fucking us.

I had to climb a twelve foot ladder in order to pull these fuckers off, and the ceiling tile CAME WITH THEM. Which gave me a LOVELY black eye and covered me in God knows what what in that fucking drop ceiling.

ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY. IT’S ACTUALLY A DANGER FOR THE EMPLOYEE CLEANING IT UP.

This has been an ANGRY PSA.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[fuckjerry]

[stupidpetface]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

when a customer getting crazy and you thinking about risking it all

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

[circus-world-clown]

I hate this

[celestial-naiad]

Get this out of my face

[catchymemes]

[zillion-ronald-manus]

someone post the “we got another one” post from the /fit/ thread about the guy working out and becoming gay

[shephardlovesyou]

[momrobot]

people always say the strongest anime character is goku, next time you see a friend say that show them this

[ewaneneollav]

does a little jig so you think im just fucking around then grabs your ankle and begins the descent

[podencos]

[taquito]

im never turning my airdrop on again

[mullet69-archive]

yuor ass hurt. done

[nirnruwut]

[the-memedaddy]

[nerdjpg]

[vol14-remade-deactivated2021051]

college is like *gets an email* *walks somewhere* *realizes u left ur water bottle at home* *walks somewhere* *walks somewhere* *gets an email* *gets an email*

[yo-its-matt]

You’ve seen Yulk

Now get ready for

[yo-its-matt]

H o d a

[grundlegitch]

[yehudah]

i dont even daydream about myself anymore i just daydream about two fictional characters kissing and project onto one of them

[yehudah]

wow this really hit off. are yall good?