Cave felem

25 | she/they | finn

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[anxietyproblem]

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

[arroscnleche]

soy yooo tu ángel de la guarda holiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 bueno. en como seis meses, vas a morir de hambre. 🥺 y si no te protejo, me van a: #¡despedir! 🫢 y eso No esta Chido 🙅‍♀️jajaaa Entonces. 🙏investigue acerca del tema y resulta que: ¡puedo prevenir tu muerte al 100%! 😯 ¡Uh oh! 😆 Hay más que suficiente comida para que sobrevivas sin que interfieras con la supervivencia de los demás, ¡pero no puedes teneral! 🤨 ¿Queeeé? 🤷‍♀️ Al parecer, tu muerte fue premeditada por miles de cosas llamadas "accionistas." Y bueno. 🙏 empeze a matar personas,

[tracing-rivers]

c'est moooi ton ange gardien coucooou 😇 bon 🙏 alors. dans genre six mois, tu vas mourir de faim. 🥺 et si je te protège pas, je vais me faire: #virer ! 🫢 et ça c'est pas Pas Super 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa Donc. 🙏 j'ai fait mes recherches sur les causes de famine et devine quoi: Ta mort est 100% évitable ! 😯 Oh-oh ! 😆 Il y a largement assez de ressources pour te nourrir sans interférer avec la survie d'autrui, mais tu n'y as pas accès ! 🤨 Quoooi ? 🤷‍♀️ Apparemment ta mort a été préméditée par des milliers de trucs appelées des "actionnaires". Du coup.🙏 j'ai tué pas mal de monde,

[clockworkspider]

hiiiiii 😇 我是亲的守护小天使！okay🙏 嗯。您在差不多半年会饿死哈🥺 若我不能救您我会被#炒鱿鱼！🫢 那可不行哦🙅‍♀️ 哈哈。所以昵🙏我查了一下人类饿死的原因，然后发现：诶呀呀😯亲的死是可以避免哒！😆 这世上有足够食物给亲吃，一点儿也不需要影响别人的生存率哒！但不给亲！🤨 怎么会这样昵？ 🤷‍♀️ 原来，亲的死是被一帮叫“股东”的东西计算好滴！ 所以昵🙏 我杀了一些人，

[orcboxer]

y'all are doing some rosetta stone shit to me

[thabluesheep]

heiii, see olen minaaa, sinu kaitseingel 😇 okei 🙏 niisiis. umbes kuue kuu pärast sa sured nälga. 🥺 ja kui ma sind ei kaitse, siis ma saan: #kinga! 🫢 ja see on Mitte Hea 🤷‍♀️ hahaaa Niisiis. 🙏 Ma uurisin, mis näljasurma põhjustab ja tuleb välja, et: Sinu surm on täiega välditav! 😯 Oi oi! 😆 Süüa on piisavalt, et sind elus hoida, ilma et see kellegi teise elule liiga teeks, aga sa ei tohi seda saada! 🤨 Miiiiis? 🤷‍♀️ Tuleb välja, et su surm on ette planeeritud tuhandete asjade poolt, mille nimi on "aktsionärid." Niisiis. 🙏 Ma olen inimesi tapnud,

[karu-selli]

moikkuuuu mä oon sun suojelusenkeli moiiii 😇 okei🙏 elikkä. suunnilleen kuuden kuukauden päästä sä kuolet nälkään. 🥺 ja jos mä en suojele sua, mä saan: #potkut ! 🫢 ja se ei olis Yhtään Hyvä Juttu 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa Joten. 🙏 Mä vähän kattelin et mikä aiheuttaa nälkäkuoleman, ja sain selville: Sun kuolema on täysin estettävissä! 😯 O-ou! 😆 Maapallolla on enemmän kun tarpeeks ruokaa pitää sut hengissä ilman että se vaikuttaa kenenkään muun selviytymiseen, mutta sä et saa vaan ottaa sitä! 🤨 Täääääh? 🤷‍♀️ Kuulemma, sun kuolema on etukäteen päätetty parintuhannen jonkun ihmeen "osakkeenomistajan" puolesta. Joten. 🙏 Mä oon vähän tappanu porukkaa,

[cannibalcaprine2]

behold my family heirloom: extremely fragile keep reading button, please dont click it, it WILL shatter

whats your fucking problem

[lydia-skyrim]

My thane I've hired this Khajiit to stare at you.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

They are doing a good job <3

[dankmemeuniversity]

[seokoilua]

it's so wild to me that some people just speak english all the time… like they can't switch it off to speak in a #real language when they need to

[wordfather]

collecting these

[wordfather]

HOW could i forget this classic

[queerofthedagger]

yeah yeah having a crush is embarassing but have you ever watched yourself develop a new category 5 character obsession in real time. agonizingly humiliating shit

[teeth--king]

( <= green bean

[saxhleel]

( <= chili pepper

[transmortifried]

. <= blueberry

[soundtestmenu]

=3 <= broccoli

[nonfungibletoken]

● <= orange

[woodrider]

. <= pea

[toebeens]

• <= plum

[dragongirlteeth]

<3< <= strawberry

[translesbianorchestra]

<==}< <= carrot

[shiba-boyfriend]

~<O{ <= beetroot

[tittytoreador]

°o8~ <= grapes

[halftoning-deactivated20240224]

Ó <= apple

[nynaeve-almeara]

88- <= raspberry

[shrike-dyke]

c'ɔ <= bell pepper

[thekaylahub-deactivated20231205]

cc’ɔɔ <= pumpkin

[isa-ah]

-8 <= cherries

[loverlighted]

☆{ } <= pineapple

[were--ralph]

[rednines]

He’s growing

[targetedknowledge]

[xxxxxxxx154-deactivated20191127]

some of us have been following each other for a long ass time

[sixty-silver-wishes]

I love it when headlines get cut off

[jazzy-mint-219]

[sadclowncentral]

living in a village of farmers is the fucking best i just left a party and the butcher was like hey i got some bones for your dog. your dog specifically because i like the cut of his jib. hell yeah

do you know how fucking great it is to get home tipsy as hell wake up your dog he is already exited to see you and you are like here you go a big bone for your majesty...my man thought he was damn heaven!! so good

[sadclowncentral]

his majesty himself

[sadclowncentral]

[ID: tags by @m-e-w-666 that read: #this blue dog is just like that green cat ///end ID]

now you know damn well my dog is not blue.

[lakevida]

your dog is tumblr colored

[1anonyymous1]

the cool thing about this app is you’re never the craziest one here

[oldmanpusspuss]

are the two brothers from supernatural really gay for each other or is that a fan thing

are you really asking me if a network television show from the mid-aughts had canonical gay incest in it

[cav-core]