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kaijuno

raccooninapartyhat

baby me, sorting m&ms by color and then into a gradient: now this is how you have fun!

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sheep-venom

werewolf youtubers be like “lycan subscribe” but fungus/alga symbiote youtubers be like “lichen subscribe” but also ions or neutral molecules bonded to a central metal atom or ion youtubers be like “ligand subscribe” thanks ill be here all week

sheep-venom

i ran the whole marathon on this one and you let it flop. i did so much googling.

toastbutteregg

isnt

i wish more teachers (and people) would respond like this

wrenhavenriver

why must reductress hurt me in this way

thiefree

ok a) lmao me too girl, and

b) once burnout hits you CANNOT work that hard, by your standards, so odds are it actually hit a while ago and you just “powered through” because that’s what you’re used to doing. So now, every day, you’re hitting your limit and thinking “wtf man i used to be able to do this, i used to be competent, clever, diligent” and like yeah. you were. and that burns glucose. welcome to the dumb bitch zone.

and c), lmao, me too girl

junkolt

fuck b) came for me harder than the first post did god damn

omghotmemes

somethingusefulfromflorida

im-a-goat-in-disguise

The way the machine pauses like “should I do this?” before it draws the circle

coffeebreaklit-deactivated20220

Y'all are pro life until that life isn't cishet. Then it's "God hates h0m0s" and "You're just confused"

You're pro life until that life gets shot up in a school (or a church, a park, a nightclub...). Then it's "Well, what a tragedy...but my desire to own an AR-15 that I use recreationally maybe once a year matters more than your life."

You're pro life until that life is disabled or neurodivergent. Then it's "Nobody should get special treatment" or "We don't have time for r*t*rded kids."

You're pro life until that life is an AFAB person's. Then it's "you should have kept your legs closed," "boys will be boys," "it's your fault that this happened, you should have covered up."

You're pro life until that life is brought into the world. Then it's "good luck in the foster care system," "try to make it as best you can in the streets or in an abusive household," and "it's your fault that your parents hate you, they never wanted you to be born"

You're pro life until life makes you uncomfortable. You're pro life until it inconveniences you. You're pro life until that life becomes an independent one that you can't control or use as leverage for your sick, bigoted regimes.

doctordragon

In light of recent events, I would like to remind everyone that the correct pro choice talking point that will actually pull people to our side is NOT whether a fetus is human or not because you'll never win. The correct argument is how the state should never have the power to force you to give up physical autonomy for the sake of any other being.

myfriendthecouch

Banning abortion is a violation of my First Amendment, it’s a violation of my religious freedom. I do not want Christian views imposed on me as a Jew.

nostmarkiplier

Reminder: do not sign up for rallys/protests, do not hit "interested" or "going" on Facebook events for protests or rally, leave your phone at home and buy a burner for emergencies, cover your face and any identifying marks. You do not want the police to be able to place you there in any capacity. The police are not your friend. At this point, they're your enemy.

They no longer have to read you your Miranda rights. If you are stopped or arrested by police, the most important thing you can do is ask for an attorney and stay quiet. You can memories your rights down below, but staying silent is also an option. Do not answer any questions, do not respond to them at all.

If you are going to a riskier event (i.e. more potential for police intervention) bring lots of water, and heat resistant gloves. There is a high chance they will throw tear gas at you. You can douse it with water or throw it away from the crowd with the gloves.

Do not engage any pro lifers you come across. The police are looking for any sign to engage. Do not yell at them, do not touch them, stay a good distance away.

Make sure at least one good friend/family member knows where you are and has the numbers for local jails and hospitals. Keep emergency contacts on you (but not visible).

etherea1ity

just thought I'd share this here too, please stay safe you guys </3

here's the link to the tweet, there's more information about this in the replies, please read them <3

edit: DO NOT USE DUCKDUCKGO, IT SHARES UR INFO !!

conspiring-limabean

I think a lot of people need to realize how intentionally orchestrated recent events are. The US judges didnt do this when Trump was president. They waited for Biden’s presidency. They waited for a chance to make his supporters blame him. They waited to do it right before the midterm elections, with enough time to drive people apart but not enough time to distribute voting resources and pull them back together.

They could’ve done this a lot sooner. This was planned and intentional in order to drive their opposition apart, and if you spend your time ranting about how this is Democrats’ fault or that voting blue is useless you are falling perfectly into their plan.