Chase's eyes widen. He cracks his knuckles and smirks. He's been waiting for this moment his whole life. "Spider Man? Spiderman?!" He practically screams it. If he could see straight, he could swear he saw the very sound waves he was creating.
"How do you not know spiderman, bro? Dude, dudette, dudesy dude. My guy. My honeybees. You need to get something clear. This little...Tom Hollander dude? This guy? Amazing spider man. Amazing, you know the age and everything. I grew up reading the comics, watched the movies with Mikey and Jacks, EVEN IN FRENCH when they first came out. But the OG? This OG...what the fuck's his name. Toby McGuire? Lizzie McGuire or whatever. Tom...Tom McGuire? NO NO NO IT WAS FUCKING TOBY. That man was a fuckin' legend. Bringing that web slinging dude to life.
Don't get me going on the other fuckso...uh...Garfunkle? Simon Garfunkle? Garfield? Didn't think he was played by a fucking cat or something. But Andrew Garfield! yeah! Him! Meh. That spidey sucked. Not a fan.
And the new guy! Did I talk about him? Did I talk about him? Amazing casting. Like...holy shit, dude. Can you believe this, guys? The effects, the giddiness? The actually geek that that dude is. It's top notch. AND SPIDER-MAN IS a fucking underrated hero, my dudes. Fuckin'...underrated. Radioactive spider shit, you know? Fucking out there web slinging as a teenager and saving...Gothm. Totally a fucking amazing teeanger hero boy. Jacks is totally him."