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@julia-hazaki-rp
Attention all who see this:
In the coming days to weeks I will be merging my muses into one account, If you wish to RP with me please follow my primary RP blog priestess-sayuri-rp, from there you will be able to follow the side blog of the muse you want. I have made a note of those few people I want to continue to rp with and will be messaging them about the change and what not.
Thank you.
Send ヾ(。◕ฺ∀◕ฺ)ノ if we haven’t rped yet and you want to change that!
Reblog if you RP smut
[Here is the link if you do NOT rp smut]
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SENTENCE STARTERS. Flirty/Suggestive/NSFW Edition.
“Wow, you’re hot.”
“Oh, don’t mind me. Just enjoying the view.”
“You know, those/that (list body part) of yours are/is pretty distracting.”
“Hot damn.”
“So, you come here often?”
“Well, well. My night just got better.”
“Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
“You have got a great ass.”
“Hey, I’m open minded.”
“You enjoying the view over there?”
“Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.”
“Don’t be bashful. You know you want to.”
“You can have me any way you’d like, baby.”
“You wanna move this conversation someplace more private?”
“I’m off in a few minutes, you know.”
“It’s been a long day. Why don’t we help each other unwind?”
“I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.”
“I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?”
“I wanna see you get naked.”
“You’re getting me all worked up.”
“What do we have here?”
“I see someone’s happy to see me.”
“Play your cards right, and I just might have to put you on speed dial.”
“You like that, don’t you?”
“How do you want me?”
“I’m sure we can put those lips to better use.”
“God, you’re perfect.”
“I really like a man who’s good with his hands.”
“You. Me. Sex. Now.”
“I’d be more than happy to show you a good time, if you’re looking for one.”
“I saw that. You just checked me out.”
“You look real good in that suit/dress/skirt/outfit.”
“You wanna help me out of this ___?” (Insert article clothing here.)
“Can I keep you?”
“You’re such a tease.”
“Oh my, looks like I/you dropped something.”
“I love it when you talk dirty.”
“I can’t stop thinking about your hands on me.”
“I think you’ll be happy to know that I’m not wearing any underwear.”
“I really want to take you home and get you out of all those clothes.”
“It’s like you want to ruin men/women for me.”
Looking for Daddy/Dom
I am looking for a daddy/dom that is just as kinky, if not more kinky than I am. They need to have:
Unlimited stamina
High sex drive
Willingness to experiment
Never gets bored with having sex all the time
If you are interested please message me or add my AIM and read my about me that is a must.
About me || reblog/like/follow || AIM
Reblog if you are willing to do toxic ships
Not every love is sweet and kind Sometimes, love is dangerous Poisonous, addictive, obsessive Leaving emotional, mental and physical scars Don’t want to walk away, refuse to let go To need, no matter how much it hurts To know the same pain is returned Because some don’t want just the sweet They crave the bitter too
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offline, sorry I have to get on for like two seconds and run haha I’ll be back tomorrow.
@mutuals
now that Tumblr has this new IM system, i just wanna say that it’s 100% OK to message me!
you want to tell me something? go ahead! you tagged me in something? send me a link! you wanna show me something? do it!
i really don’t mind and honestly, i’d feel flattered of you’d message me.
Fluff Starters
memesfrommenace:
“You’re hair is really soft after you wash it.”
“Ssh. Stop fussing. I’m just braiding your hair.”
“You smell really nice.”
“Would it be all right if I borrowed your sweater? It smells like you.”
“I might have slept with your robe when you were gone.”
“If you steal the blankets, I am going to put my cold feet on you.”
“Here, let’s share the blanket.”
“You’re comfy.”
“You are my new pillow.”
“You are very endearing when you are half-asleep.”
“But I want to hear you sing.”
“We can talk over dinner.”
“Don’t be stubborn. Try it!”
“Don’t get up - I’ll do it.”
“Will you let me rub your back?”
“Care to give me a back scratch?”
“Star-gazing was a good idea.”
“You look beautiful/handsome in the moonlight.”
“I’ll always be here for you.”
“I’ll be here to protect you.”
“I think I love you.”
“You are my love.”
“How about something warm? It will will help you sleep.”
“It’s okay. I couldn’t sleep anyway.”
“Don’t be silly. I want to stay up with you.”
“It is not morning yet.”
“Shush and go back to bed.”
“I heard you talking in your sleep.”
“Your bed head is really cute.”
“We’ll do dishes together.”
“How about a kiss?”
“I love your hugs.”
A few were inspired by these.
Drunk/Drinking Starters
❝I do not get drunk-- I get awesome.❞
❝I didn't fall... the floor just needed a hug. ❞
❝Wanna know what rhymes with drunk? Sex. ❞
❝Nothing tastes as good as drunk feels.❞
❝I've had... eleventy twelve beers.❞
❝I've been cheating on you with a guy named Morgan. He's a captain.❞
❝I'm not as drunk as I use to was.❞
❝Halloween? More like Hallowe-’re getting fucked up.❞
❝What do you expect me to do- I'm drunk!❞
❝But then I remember that alcohol existed.❞
❝It’s not called slurring your words. It’s called talking in cursive and it’s fucking elegant.❞
❝I’m totally walking straight, but this damn Earth is drunk!❞
❝If you can’t suck a cigarette, you sure as hell can’t suck a dick!❞
❝I wanna bae you up.❞
❝You're so drunk when I'm pretty.❞
❝It's 10;30 and I'm already fucking wasted…❞
❝I'm almost sober...❞
❝We are best friends now. Yeah c'mere, let's get drunk again.❞
❝Why do people wear boxers? They’re just like small pants.❞
❝I am currently dating a tall bottle of Jack Daniels.❞
❝I’m in Pirates of the Caribbean right now..❞
❝Take me drunk I’m home.❞
❝Let’s go dress up like Batman and Robin and patrol the neighborhood.❞
❝Your kitchen is so far away. Who designed this shit?❞
❝Your cat... has it always had a German accent?❞
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Reblog this if its okay for MUTUALS to send you messages via the new IM feature.
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