Star Wars Trash

I have a bad feeling about this

[clish-moved-deactivated20210119]

hi welcome to chili’s

[francescaas]

some dumbass: *says poe is the villain in tlj*

Me:

[mariasgf]

[greyofjakku]

how big do you think Kylo's D is?

Okay nonnie sit the fuck down because I’ve full out calculated this for you. For science, of course.

Adam Driver is approximately 6′2-6′3, and has a 10.5 (US) shoe size/44 (EU)/10 (UK).

So the general formula for D size using shoe size is (Shoe Size + 5) / 2.

According to this formula, and the information stated above, it can therefore be concluded that Kylo’s D size would be: 

8.5 inches (or 21.59 cm)!!!!!!! (+/-  an inch for statistical error)

Damn, Daddy Kylo got a big lightsaber.

******I can accurately claim this with accuracy because I am a well-paid (???) scientist at NASA, which can be backed up by @knightsofrens ;) Also, I have a phD, which @ifoundkylo can also verify.

Thank you for your time.

[alittlebitiffy]

JESUS CHRIST I TRIED THIS WITH MY HUSBAND AND IT’S 100% ACCURATE

So many celebrates who’s shoe sizes are readily available on Google, so little time…

[greyofjakku]

@alittlebitiffy damn, you go girl 😂😂😂👌🏼😉

[supremeoverlordkat]

ARA I HAVE TO FOCUS ON THINGS THAT ARENT KYLOS DICK

[greyofjakku]

I’m sorry, is my scientific work distracting you? @supremeoverlordkat

[unapologeticreylotrash]

[sanctuarytrin]

[dearmisskitty]

Jeezus, I love this fandom. 😂

[foxesdance]

I hate to burst some bubbles, but his feet aren’t 10.5 US. Like, not even close. His feet are much closer to 12/13, I don’t care WHAT Wikipedia says. My husband wears an 10.5

Those are not the feet of a size 10.5 shoe

[dearmisskitty]

You’re so right! I was wondering the same but didn’t put it together. So we’re probably looking 10 inch or bigger?

[knights-of-reylo-reborn]

I’m

[bensoloco-deactivated20181010]

[julietstarwars]

[skywalker-of-tatooine]

Last night I had a dream that I was invited to some kind of sith or empire dinner party and after I got there I ended up wandering into the kitchen and Palpatine was straight up cooking a chicken with force lightning

[geistygeist]

The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be…unnatural.

[ruletogether]

The world @ Ewan Mcgregor: So about the new Kenobi movie-

Ewan Mcgregor, in full Obi Wan Kenobi makeup with the Obi Wan beard, wearing jedi robes and holding a lightsaber in his hand: I havent heard any news about it but I would love to participate in it if they want me

[fyeahfinnrey]

It was horrible when I read the script for the first time and I wasn’t with her. We auditioned together. We went through this whole experience together. To be split apart was scary for me. - JOHN BOYEGA I felt the same when I read the script, I didn’t cry right away. I was like, “Wobble, wobble, wobble, [shaky voice] I’m probably going to cry and I need to see Rian.” Then I went into Rian’s office and I was crying my eyes out. - DAISY RIDLEY

[queenstarksansa]

rey looking at kylo in tlj

[hanspolo]

same

[force-bonds]

life

[allamericansbitch]

Every woman after Oprahs speech:

Natalie Portman even before we could take a breath:

[keybladesoras]

#He says # As he posts pics of himself working out # growing the Kenobi beard # and looking like he bounced off the #Revenge of the Sith set in 2005.

[mcavoy]

Ewan McGregor attends the 75th annual Golden Globes

[the-starwar]

I am 150% sure he’s growing the Obi-Wan beard

[reylo-junkyard]

He definitely is ohmygod he is so ready to sw

[oliviadumhan]

ewan mcgregor: grows a beard and grows out his hair

all of us:

[anakinchristensen]

I mean they already confirmed an Obi Wan movie…any day now Disney confirm Ewan

[readiefreddie]

just pull the fuckin trigger oscar

[hangthebloodycode-deactivated20]

reblog this if you actually like following me.

[theforcesource]

Ewan McGregor attends The 75th Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 7, 2018

[cindy-clawford]

[puppyfacedbrokenwarriors-deacti]

for those, like myself, that would like to know what that means in lbs

[luminouspeanutgallery]

I heard that Daisy Ridley had an 8 pack.  That Daisy Ridley was shredded.

[leajamjam]

I heard that Chuck Norris tried to roundhouse kick her, and HE got hurt.