never change, maomao
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noise dept.
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Show & Tell
trying on a metaphor
Cosimo Galluzzi
hello vonnie

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cherry valley forever

blake kathryn
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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almost home
will byers stan first human second

shark vs the universe
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never change, maomao
apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..
expired .
Every morning, the queen asked her magic mirror to show her the most beautiful person in the world.
The mirror replied "To whom?"
"The miller who made the flour for my bread," the queen would say, or "Whoever spun the thread my shawl was made of".
The mirror would show her, and she'd be amazed.
The first time, she says "To me," and the mirror dutifully shows her her reflection. And she is pleased.
The second time, she says "To the King," and she is pleased to see herself once more.
The third time, she says "To the Royal Advisor," and is once more satisfied to see herself.
The fourth time, she says "To the scribe who takes the King's letters." She is shown the man's wife. And she seethes, but quiets herself, for it is only right that a man loves his wife.
The fifth time, she says "To the Court Wizard," and is shown the man's departed mother as he remembers her from his youth, radiant and smiling and warm and larger than life.
The tenth time, she says "To the Stable Master," and is shown the fastest horse in the stable, majestic and free as the wind even in captivity
"To the baker," she is shown the man's daughter, young and adorable and full of joy and laughter.
"To the artist who did my portrait," she is shown a painting of a woman done by the man's teacher, who he still looks up to now that he is well established himself.
"To the Royal Knight," she is surprised but not displeased to see the castle's entire guard force in the middle of doing drills.
The one hundredth time she asks the mirror, and it asks her "to whom?" she once again says, "To me." And she does the same the one hundred and second, and again and again and again.
It is a different person each time, and they are all beautiful.
i cld never shave bush not just bc im morally opposed to it but also bc what would i play with when im lying in bed thinking…a bush is the beard of the modern day philosopher
i HAVE [remembers that suicide jokes are bad] no choice but to revolutionize the world
i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should
personally i think it's racism and also xenophobia when crosswords and the like expect me to know the names of american sports people/teams
"why don't you do local crosswords then"
i wouldn't know the name of argentinian sports people either but then i can't accuse them of xenophobia over it, can I?
babe are you okay you reblogged got that fog in me 11 times
wait, i did? i don't remember doing that...
The best magicians don't reveal their tricks.
Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors
all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits
“you support gay rights so you must be gay”
i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you
turns out i am gay
holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type
Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!
he was a llama
a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!
@hellsite-hall-of-fame i think this deserves to be here
protect bisexual boys
why is this on a blog literally called girlsuggestion
we are suggesting this to girls
who is we? who are you
italian shadow government
Me, in my coffin: shit i forgot my headphones
i was seeing all these little blue flowers everywhere and kept thinking "dang what are these bitches, i can't remember..." well guess what. they were fuckin forget-me-nots. can't believe i failed step fucking 1, the hot girls on iNaturalist are going to laugh at me and i'm gonna flunk out of hobby botany school.
!!! Learn From My Humiliation!!! THESE ARE THE BITCHES!!!! DO NOT FORGET THEM !!!!
ID: same image with the text "I forgor." End ID
Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible
obviously there’s nothing morally wrong with the projectionist lens through which a large portion of fandom operates but it does get kind of tiring to constantly feel like. hey guys what if we stopped talking about ourselves and instead talked about the character