the madman who did trigonometry on trent’s face

j ☆21☆ she/he time zone: CST mostly NIИ

[julpernulper]

intro post, eat up

hiya! the name's j. (if you know my actual name, you're more than welcome to call me that as well). 21, he/she, (no preference between them! any gendered terms are cool with me) ninblr's favorite boygirl, queer af, asexual pervert, and all that jazz. i'm that guy who did trigonometry on trent reznor's nose and the girl with the bag of hair. get in the fuckin miasma

⋆ i blog a fuckton about trent reznor.

⋆ my best friend's @theferriswheelisnotonfire and he is very awesome and very cool.

⋆ 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴s n weirdos welcome

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my blog's my diary, and a collection of myself. i reblog One William posts a day. do with that information what you will.

not an nsfw blog, but beware. i can and will hornypost. minors, y'all are chill but at your own discretion pls

DNI lists are kinda useless. just don't be an asshole and we're alright.

TAGS UNDER THE CUT!!

my main tags:

#j says shit — og posts

#j says shit about trent - my ninposts

#j answers shit — asks

#julp's art — my art

#mecore — a collage of shit that makes up me

# j irl — the rare occasion that i post me so that y'all remember i’m hot every now and then

[wizardarchetypes]

at my local thrift warehouse where nothing’s priced and you make an offer on all the stuff you find. well i told the person at the register i’m on a budget and didn’t know if i could afford a rug i wanted and asked what they’d take for it and without missing even half a beat they said “how about a cup of blood?” then they started hopping up and down like a cheerleader and said “cup! of! blood!”

[wizardarchetypes]

we settled on seventeen dollars cash.

[wizardarchetypes]

the problem is i love to riff with people so it got deeply deeply weird for about 3 and a half minutes before we finally agreed on the price.

[elijahsfever]

[t-800]

more and more i grow less and less fit for summer weather i will vanish soon

[sailorbrazil]

they hate me because im evil and unlikeable

[davgahan-deactivated20181006]

[revizyonist]

med people are so annoying "This family's 8 year old child who was about to go through a major surgery and kept crying that she was hungry so they pitied her and gave her food, she then had a heart attack in the surgery. They're so stupid 😒" girl they didn't know that could happen or why it happens. it takes so little time to explain to them that will happen instead of telling them "no food" with no explanation 10 times

[revizyonist]

"Before surgery, your body’s reflexes that protect your airway are relaxed by anesthesia. If there’s food or liquid in your stomach, it will near certainly come back up and go into your lungs, which can cause choking, a severe lung / heart infection or even a heart attack. That’s called aspiration, and it is life-threatening. It's hard, but it's only a single day to prevent near certain death. Not eating or drinking beforehand massively lowers the risk and helps prevent these life threatening situations under anesthesia." <- TIP: patients have brains which allows them to receive information just like you

[ancelineonline]

I have four kids. I’ve had one or another of them need some kind of surgical procedure that requires anesthesia four or five times over the past 15 years.

This Tumblr post is the first time someone has explained to me *why* I couldn’t feed them before those instances.

I’m not stupid. I understood that just fine. Hell, my kids would have understood that just fine. But no one bothered to tell us.

[bowditch]

i did know this before having kids (i have six). we have a kid that's needed multiple procedures requiring anesthesia. and every single time, i am asked multiple times if i'm sure he was not given any food or water after a certain point.

every single time i have had to say, "i understand that if he had food or water, he could aspirate it into his lungs under anesthesia. i am not lying to you." THEN someone would make a little note and i would stop being repeatedly asked.

not a single time was that risk explained to me. the only reason it came up was because i already knew. i still don't understand why it isn't standard pre-op counseling or pre-op check information, when me as a parent acknowledging the actual risk also put THE MEDICAL STAFF at ease because i conveyed that i had informed understanding as reason to not lie about giving my kid food.

"maybe some people will get nervous and refuse surgery" okay so they need more counseling about risks and anxiety, not less information in a way that actually does endanger their child or themselves!

[arctic-turtle-cassiopeia]

Reblogging to save a life and teach medical professionals basic communication skills

[vampas-confectionery]

About a week ago I argued with someone on discord who was trying to tell me Kinda I Want To isn’t (at the very least) suggestive

FYI I’ve seen people argue that Closer, yes, CLOSER, isn’t sexual

[peptoabyssmaal]

this is all very true! i think it’s like some people will see the way that…

others treat closer as if it’s a song about “I just want to have sex with you and nothing else, that’s all this song is, this was made for the strip club” or “this song is soo Sexy it’s about wanting to fuck yesss let’s fuck and if you insinuate there is any nuance to this song in regards to its perceived Sexiness I’ll say you’re being a prude” (and the first group of people there will also often think the song isn’t like serious, or a punchline, or just like for Shock and nothing else)…

and so they veer all the way in the OPPOSITE direction. I mean it’s like you said a lot of people can’t comprehend of sex as having any sort of nuance unless it’s explicitly spelled out for them, and they think “well this song is about hating yourself and feeling like a disgusting monster, so the sex aspect must be scrubbed from it.” some will even go as far as to try and say it’s like a metaphor for…heroin addiction. i don’t know why everyone thinks trent was addicted to heroin while making TDS but I digress

they are desperate enough to remove Closer from the common misreading of its lyrical content that they end up misreading it in another way entirely.

in one case it’s “this song cant be about hating yourself because it’s about Sex” and in the other it’s “this song can’t be about sex because it’s about hating yourself” but it’s both. it’s both!

these two things coexist, and it’s frankly very important to the song that they do! sex is both the method of self-harm and the means by which the protagonist experiences any kind of real emotion. if this song were about drugs, the drugs would be taking a physical toll on him, so it wouldnt work as well. but the importance of sex here is that he is experiencing bliss, as is his partner, and the sex is not necessarily harming him physically, but it IS impacting his mental state: he thinks he’s tainting his partner. the intimacy of that is so vital. they’re inside of each other. how, then, could he not be transferring some of his supposed monstrousness over to her? a song does not need to be sexy to be about sex (speaking purely on a lyrical basis here)! but that doesn’t mean it isn’t about sex!

tldr; everyone has a very black and white mindset about closer that consists of Horny Horny Sexytime Song You Can and Should FUCK To and Sterile Sexless Miserable Durge of Overdose and Death and nothing else

[writingdose]

“I read this fic you recommended. I read it because of you” is a love language

[kiyomitakada]

world heritage post

[notahorseindisguise]

its not nice to call someone light yagami

[kiyomitakada]

listening and learning

[byjove]

The funniest part of A New Hope is that Luke Skywalker is a 19 year old who has not locked in yet and plays with toys and sleeps in his childhood bedroom at his aunt and uncle’s house and Leia Organa is a 19 year old with a mission to save the galaxy from fascism. Luke has never left his hometown, Leia just watched her planet be blown up. He’s peeved his uncle is asking him to do his chores, she’s imprisoned for resisting the government. You relate to them both but they’re on complete opposite sides of the 19 year old life stage spectrum.

[rooksshinies]

give that character who is usually so stoic a fever. make them softly beg for contact. Make them whimper and sob and plead for someone, anyone to stay. Stay with them— they don’t… Everything feels weird, and it’s safer with you, please—

[julpernulper]

@mocktortis TEXT MEEEEEEEEEE ITS FUNNY I SWEAR

[a-random-fandom-friend]

It's pride month so I'll allow myself to express one opinion on the internet :

There are no "exact color" of pride flags.

I see more and more sites and posts talking about the exact hex codes for the lesbian flag, or the right purple for the ace one, and how it should be more or less saturated and I just want to say: pride flags were meant to be sewn in your kitchen. To be spraypainted and to be recognised.

There are no "exact colors" of pride flags because you should do them with what you have ! Nobody should care if you use a crimson red instead of a cherry red or whatever ! Be free ! wave your colors ! The colors you have !

[bobdylanyaoi]

when the guitar solo starts touching your clit

[julpernulper]

being a particularly anxious person but being self aware about it is so funny. like. girl. it’s the grocery store. you’ve been to the grocery store. why are you acting like a hunted animal about it

[trentreznorappreciation]