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sonic oc who’s an alchemist, call that tonic the hedgehog

Does she really think she’s not a part of “fucking each others brains out”???

toby thinks he's soooo funny

and he's right i'm losing it. dield? sjelter?

Can You please with a cherry in top help me with outfits to draw this beautiful gal??

The worst types of cookbook:

The Ottolenghi - it is vital that you use 1g of this very expensive ingredient. It comes from a 500g bag with a one-week shelf life.

The time machine - 15-minute recipe! First, leave to marinate overnight...

The dishwasher - one-pot recipe! Now decant your ingredients and wipe out your pot. And again. And again. And again.

The optimist - cook the onions until caramelised (2 minutes).

The kindergarten teacher - get one nommable little tree of broccoli and bosh that into boiling water. Delish!

The brand names only - ingredients: Ritz crackers, Philadelphia cheese, Cool Whip, orange Jell-o...

The 1950s palate - use one (1) clove of garlic and a small pinch of chili flakes (omit if preferred).

The why bother with a cookbook - to make beans on toast, gently heat a tin of beans and put on top of freshly buttered toast.

firm believer of jax's secret kittypuppybunny gimmick

someone on reddit shared texts of her and her husband's exclusive english dialect and it's beautiful

Twice a year in Hawaii the sun passes directly overhead and objects cast no shadow. It’s a phenomenon called “Lahaina Noon”

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

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