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Just one thing I want to make clear regarding my knowledge of Christian theology and scripture.
I hate that I have it.
Like, legitimately, I am angry that I have it.
I grew up in a very socially isolated enclave of Orthodox Judaism. I knew nothing about Christianity beyond "They kill Jews for fun so you need to behave or they'll come and take you away and kill the rest of us." I was nine when I had a Christian child run up to me and scream in my face that "You killed Jesus!" Around that same age, I was confused by a scene in Batman: The Animated Series where Batman calls a priest "Father" because I thought his father was dead.
So I grew up as isolated from Christian thought as was possible in a Christian-dominated society.
And now I can literally out-debate and out-quote born-and-raised Christians when it comes to their own holy books and their own theology.
Do you know why I can do that?
Because I had to.
Because I have literally been stalked by missionaries. I have had people try to trick me into accepting baptism. I have been libeled, threatened, and assaulted by Christians. I have been called a liar for existing as a Jew with my own Jewish perspective, by both right-wing and left-wing Christians.
So I had to learn about Christianity in self-defense, to maintain my own heritage and identity in the face of people who want to destroy it. Completely without meaning to, I have become a Jewish folk hero archetype--the learned Jew who can beat Christians in a rigged debate.
So every quote, every new testament citation, every Christian theological argument I make? It comes from a place of anger and fear and "You forced me to learn this. See how well I've learned!"
Every Evangelical needs to see this.
Heh. Let me tell you a story. It's about... oh, fifteen years ago now, and I ran into a Baptist missionary who spotted my kippah and basically took that as permission to attempt to missionize at me.
I defended myself, using the basics of the knowledge I sketched out above.
We went back and forth and back and forth, and he wouldn't leave me alone for... oh, probably the better part of an hour.
And then...
Then this part is seared into my memory. I have nightmares about it.
He smiled at me and said that, with my knowledge of the Gospels, I am sure to be one of the Elect when the time comes.
I asked what the hell that meant.
And he told me. He told me in a tone of utmost sincerity--even envy, because to his belief system, it was a good and enviable thing...
Because to be one of the "Elect" is to be one of the 144,000 Jews who accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior at the Apocalypse. This will happen when all of the Children of Israel have been Gathered in the Land of Israel; war will break out, the Assembled Jews will have the Gospels preached to us, and 144,000 Thousand--Twelve Tribes times Twelve Apostles times One Thousand--Jews will spontaneously convert to Christianity.
Once that occurs, all of the Jews die in the Apocalypse, but the Elect ascend to Heaven to be Jesus Christ's personal escorts down to Earth for his Second Coming (the rest of the Jews go to hell for eternity, in case you're wondering).
In short...
He told me that I existed to be a human blood sacrifice to bring back his god. I was not a person to him. I was nothing more than a means to that end.
And he was jealous. Jealous of the fact that he viewed my knowledge of his religion, something that I had learned specifically to fend him and his kind off, as proof that his religion was right and correct and inevitable. That in learning it, I had made myself more valuable to his worldview.
Jealous that, because I was more valuable, because I existed to die for his god, I would meet that god before him.
It was terrifying, to be told that I was to die... and he thought that it was a good thing.
So you could show my original post to Evangelicals...
And it would just make them happy.
Because a Jew learning about the Gospels, for whatever reason, can only be a good thing to them.
wow, this is exactly what a latter-day saint once said to me, and i was at work so i couldn’t leave. the way he worded it, it was like i and everyone in my community had to die for the rest of humanity to “rise up like a dove”. we get left behind, frosted into hard ice while our sacrifice allows everybody else “salvation” from an eternal disconnect from the divine... apparently.
fucking horrible shit to hear. even weirder that his wife next to him just nodded her head, fully agreeing.
then he said he honored me and looked up to me for “keeping with the laws of moses” even though i apparently struggled to see that my worldview was like “swiss cheese”; incomplete, with holes in it... i just don’t understand that part. how could my efforts be honorable if they are “incomplete” and do not contain the whole message of Jesus bringing the world to redemption like he believes? i guess now i finally understand? because he thought that adhering to orthodox judaism meant i had the potential to be Jesus’ personal escort one day?? hmmm... maybe.
again, ghastly theology. i don’t have sympathy for it.
this is legitimately the funniest thing ive seen all day
french government declares “pogchamp” illegal, if you are a joueur-animateur en direct (”streamer” for zose uncultured english) you must say “le poggeurs”
Maybe you weren’t a terrible person maybe you were just fifteen
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I love when I reblog something and immediately a mutual or follower likes it. It’s like yeah we ARE on tumblr at the same exact moment we ARE sitting next to each other in the library showing each other memes
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Silversmith: Hieronymos Mittnacht (1708–1769) (?), 1761-63. Inscribed in Hebrew: “I will free you from the labours of the Egyptians” [Exod 6:6)]
Late 17th Century
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New York City: A woman wears a mask made of faces at the Easter Bonnet parade outside St Patrick’s Cathedral. 2018.
Photograph: Peter Foley/EPA
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ARCANE ✗ 1x05 - ‘everybody wants to be my enemy’
July 9th, 2013. A child walks near members of the Muslim community attending midday prayers at Strasbourg Grand Mosque in Strasbourg, France, on the first day of Ramadan. (Vincent Kessler/Reuters)
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