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[jumping-mirrors]

all our times have come

In fifth period math, Danny's heart stops beating for 37 minutes. He hadn't even gone ghost (so why was it that he was becoming more ghostly anyway?)

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Invisobang phic! It was awesome getting to do this along with @wheatcak3 @too-many-clubs and @lexosaurus! I'm definitely a bit late in posting (and even later in rediscovering my tumblr haha) but better late than never! :D Incredible art by @too-many-clubs here and @wheatcak3 here!!!

[lelif]

on survival

-// @aridante // @orivu // @buzzkillgirls // ? // ? // richard siken// @cemeterything // moomin, tove jansson// @disenchanted-killjoy // isn't that enough, shawn mendes// @ prettytheyswag on twitter// @ coletyumuch on twitter// ? // ? // bird by bird, anne lamott// undertale// @strawberrycircuits

[beybuniki]

one last dirty soda in utah before cas leaves (again)

[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[darkaviarymc]

Tragedy alignment chart. Feel free to use, but please reblog if you do.

[mikkeneko]

And of course the second part of the tragedy, which is: which quadrant did you think you were in vs. which one you were really in

[mynameisrocks]

[charlesoberonn]

[littlestpersimmon]

Free Ornamentation IV. This work is dedicated to the public domain 🐌

[spookberry]

was listening to World Burn while sketching

[maikron]

I have so many ideas but so little energy to properly render anything. Maybe someday I'll revisit some sketches and do them justice... But for now have some cute Danis, some hungry Dannys, and a Danny that I dunked in trypsin and diaphonized.

[havingapoemwithyou]

Dinosaur by Richard Siken

[jumping-mirrors]

[sizhens-deactivated20250610]

I think "fuck you, I hate your work and I will do it myself and I will do it better" is a really funny and epic sentiment. i started publishing poetry because an ex boyfriend of mine was publishing really ass poetry in a bunch of journals and I was like "Jesus christ, this is garbage, I could do that, and I could do it better." now I have a page in the Academy of American Poets and I've published a full length collection and his website says "former poet." You should win by succeeding way harder than they do. Spite is a legitimate energy source.

[maulthots]

imagine the supernatural season one aesthetic if they were boppin around in a prius

[maulthots]

john winchester looks at the coat of dirt on the prius. “dean, i wouldn’t have given you this car if you weren’t going to take care of it.” “dad, everyone knows you buy a prius for the fuel efficiency, not for the appearance.” “you’re right, son, my bad. carry on.”

[maulthots]

in the pilot episode, the woman in white takes control of the prius on the bridge but then she realizes she’s in a prius so she softly whispers “this is bullshit. i can never go home.”

[maulthots]

sam says “we’ve got work to do” and then steps back so he can close the hatchback

[maulthots]

because their lives are so stressful, they choose the soothing sea glass pearl color. who wants to worry about visible clear coat scratches when you’ve got monsters to kill

[maulthots]

a semi hits the prius during the season 1 finale but, due to its five star side crash safety rating, dean winchester never enters a coma. season 2 is fundamentally altered.

[tnerdbean]

[emilysidhe]

I don’t even go here, but please tell me more about plot problems that could be solved if they were driving a road safe, fuel efficient, cheaply maintained car.

[jacketpotatoo]

ice hockey jackets (yurifying your yaoi)

[mikerowave-writes]

like im sorry what do you mean natalie pulled her friends, her people, from starvation and winter into a flourishing community. what do you mean she taught gen to hunt and helped akilah raise animals and built them a garden. what do you mean she led her teammates out of fire and into a beautiful home and tried to help them put their hurt and pain behind them. and then they got rescued and none of that fucking mattered anymore. they got rescued and she lost her purpose. only it wasn't just her purpose as the hunter, it was her purpose as their leader, as their guide, as the one who brought them back from the brink. what the fuck.

[hadesisqueer]

I have decided that few things in Yellowjackets will be as funny as Shauna (very much insane and a murderer) not wanting to leave her daughter (who threw guts and intestines at her classmates) alone with Lottie (a cult leader who just got out of the psych ward) so her logic was calling Misty (also insane and a LITERAL SERIAL KILLER) as a BABYSITTER.

[triangeinahat]

Daddy’s home

[lesbian-from-next-door-too]

What I love most about the Yellowjackets pilot is the view it gives us of Shauna's life. In the teenage timeline, she's the pining sidekick to a beautiful, popular girl who barely notices her. In her adult life, she's stuck in a miserable marriage with a husband who doesn't care about her and a teenage daughter who is completely absorbed in her own world. And we come to find out all of this is just . . . not true. Jackie's whole life revolves around Shauna. She adores her. Jeff worships the ground she walks on. Callie is desperate for a relationship with her. Everyone in Shauna's life loves and cares about her so deeply, and she pushes them away because she can't handle it.

[tuxankhamun]

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

[bester-jester]

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting