not a lot of rocks here it's just what I'm called

formerly cdc-unofficial. I'm not a geology girlie i just think they're neat. | she/her | 27 | Icon by Modzutsune at @poorly-drawn-monhun

[mynameisrocks]

[satyriconmp3]

admire folks who reblog posts which contradict eachother. exactly! keep em guessing

[severalowls]

fuck people who reblog posts which contradict each other. no! be explicitly clear

[darkaviarymc]

Tragedy alignment chart. Feel free to use, but please reblog if you do.

[mikkeneko]

And of course the second part of the tragedy, which is: which quadrant did you think you were in vs. which one you were really in

[mynameisrocks]

[a-boy-too-weird]

I had some thoughs, hope it makes sense.

[nortess]

an unimaginable act of heroism

[sunshinetomorrow]

my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle

[pileofknives]

[windynebula]

I'm gonna say something incredibly 30-year-old and I'm going to ask you to not judge me while I'm trying to be genuine and real. Okay? Here's my truth.

A piece of lettuce can really elevate a sandwich. The fresh crunch? Unrivaled. Peak. Poetic cinema.

[b0nkcreat]

i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am

[deepseasmetro]

TUMBLR USERS TOP 3 WAYS TO BE ANTI-INTELLECTUAL:

insisting pluto is or should be a planet

saying the monty hall problem is fake

rejecting rap as an artform and literary medium with deep complexity

[mech-thang-piston]

THE MONTY HALL PROBLEM IS FAAAAAAAAAAAKE! ITS THE SAME FUCKING PROBABILITY HOW DID YOU FUCKERS GET TRICKED BY THIS PSEUDO INTELLECTUAL NONSENSE

[mynameisrocks]

Monty Hall is Real bc it's Funny. it's a math prank I love it

[hungwy]

Can ppl on here stop hating th army

hell no fuck the army

[hotvampireadjacent]

hell no fuck the army

[tamamita]

hell no fuck the army

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

hell no fuck the army

[xtec]

hell no fuck the army

[henstomper]

hell no fuck the army

[mosswatching-deactivated2021090]

Okay but for the most part hate the system not the soldier

[hungwy]

hell no fuck the soldiers

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

hell no fuck the soldiers

[newsandletterscommittee]

hell no fuck the soldiers

[cultural-antifascism-deactivate]

hell no fuck the soldiers

[mousey-toy]

hell no fuck soldiers lol

[christianstepmoms]

hell no fuck soldiers

[maidslime]

hell no fuck the soldiers

[mynameisrocks]

"Oh but I joined because-"

I am not excluded from "fuck 'em" when relevant, and neither are you.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[pride-knightess]

This man can move like he's animated in Gmod.

[darkaviarymc]

Tragedy alignment chart. Feel free to use, but please reblog if you do.

[mikkeneko]

And of course the second part of the tragedy, which is: which quadrant did you think you were in vs. which one you were really in

[mynameisrocks]

[charlesoberonn]

[cosmikazie]

hey remember when people said we gotta keep talking about this and then two days passed and it just went quiet. anyways

[mortalityplays]

there a lot of details of american macroculture that have caused what I'd describe as a reality fracturing mental reset when I learned about them. one was learning that children do literally swear their allegiance to the american flag every morning before school and that's not a quaint comedic exaggeration left over from the 1950s like rabbit ears on a TV. one was learning that Americans have to pay for ambulance transportation. one was learning that Americans are taught the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki were tough brave necessities that made the world safer and not horrific war crimes on a footing with the nazi holocaust.

and one was learning that the cultural cachet of veggietales is completely unironic and a lot of you watched the parables of God from the bible and his son jesus christ the cgi vegetable for real real and thought it was good, no goofing, not a bit

[mech-thang-piston]

Everything else is correct and true and good takes but you keep veggietales' name out of your fucking mouth

[mynameisrocks]

Related, Jesus was never portrayed as a vegetable. That was a rule that VeggieTales followed. You can't depict Jesus as a vegetable, but you can show (kind of like the Muppets) a vegetable in the role of an actor, portraying Jesus in a stage play, etc.; as long as there's one degree of separation.

[heavensenthousepet]

when the subtitles have slight inaccuracies like synonyms and asynchronous abbreviations/lengthenings to what's actually being said

[luxiomahariel]

[dhddmods]

-Mockery of appearances associated with deformities or disfigurements

-Mockery of speech patterns or behavioral patterns

-Mockery of "useless" products (aka products that help disabled people)

-Mockery of people with "childish" interests

-Making fun of brain damage

-Making fun of small brains

-Making fun of or demonizing plurality

-Stigmatizing cluster B, schizospec, or paraphilic disorders. Misusing the terminology. Throwing around words like narcissist, psychotic, psychopath, sociopath, pedophile, zoophile, necrophile, etc

-Misuse of the words empathy/sympathy

-Constantly joking about psychwards

-Constantly joking about lobotomies

I could go on and on...

[luxiomahariel]

they should invent a taking care of your own body thats easy

[luxiomahariel]

and not one william dollars !