Sexy Time With Junpei

sup im junpei i like vests logic puzzples and bein hliarious, i also like flamin hot babes but im kind of taken...kind of my turn-offs are pizza and boats it is ALWAYS 3 am on my blog yes im a guy yes i like ponies dont hit on me u werid girls (same goes for you light im serious)

[mysharona1987]

[redditfront]

[rincewitch]

there’s so much going on here

[beesmygod]

What’s your stock portfolio like

chicken, beef, veggetable. the classics, mostly

[bunjywunjy]

well keep it up and before long you'll be a boullionaire

[gleerant]

@sarahshahipls

[astraldemise]

[saturniidae-served-cold]

[officialqueer]

This photo of my brother's cat trying to jump on the dinner table at Christmas feels like a Normal Rockwell painting.

[officialqueer]

He just wants to be included!!

(He's got an Insta btw).

[krawdad]

[officialqueer]

This is so funny, please never spread it because my mother will kill me.

[omghotmemes]

Man, I really dig that.

[the-a-j-universe]

Wish they’d gone more in-depth though

[gleerant]

@sarahshahipls

[male2faggot]

She took the bong in the divorce 😔

[male2faggot]

[sistertaxon]

Do you guys know how mary shelley lost her virginity

[sistertaxon]

[goth-aunt]

[rox-and-prose]

I think a common mistake people make about puns is that they often believe puns are meant to make people laugh. This is not so! The emotion that puns are meant to elicit isn’t joy, it’s rage.

[herbertwest]

Puns are meant to inflict punitive damage

[honey-sunny-bee]

Wait a second

[badjokesbyjeff]

What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?

Lesbionage

[badjokesbyjeff]

Where do little jokes come from?

Well, a dad joke meets yo momma joke at a bar and then they knock knock.

[aq2003]

[writing-in-the-grave]

Hey y'all why are writers always cold?

[run-remi-run]

…why?

[writing-in-the-grave]

They’re always surrounded by drafts!

How many mystery writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

[run-remi-run]

Oh god.

How many?

[writing-in-the-grave]

Two! One to change the bulb, and the other to give it an unexpected twist at the end!

What do writers have for breakfast?

[run-remi-run]

Coffee?

[writing-in-the-grave]

Synonym buns!

Where do all the struggling writers live?

[run-remi-run]

How are you coming up with all these?

Where?

[writing-in-the-grave]

Writer’s Block!

What do writers suffer from each spring?

(I’ve heard a lot of them over the years.)

[run-remi-run]

Allergies. Next question.

[writing-in-the-grave]

you were close; A case of allegories

Why are writers always in great shape?

[run-remi-run]

Circular prose

[writing-in-the-grave]

Nope! It’s because we’re always running out of ideas!

Did you hear about the famous writer who turned out to be a fraud?

[run-remi-run]

I did not

[writing-in-the-grave]

His life had it’s prose and cons…

Why is editing a better job than writing?

[run-remi-run]

It’s more rewording?

[writing-in-the-grave]

Correct! I am out of jokes. :(

[lurker-lenore]

@dangerbooze​

[eternalgirlscout]

*slams gavel*

worm court is now in session

all writhe

[afrodesiacworldwide]

[caliphorniaqueen]

I hate this

[ramessesxiii]

You could say this both ways and it would still mean the same

[snowflakeeel]

- @jistring

[wizzardbaby]

PUT YOUR HAND IN THAT CRACK

AND YOU WONT GET IT BACK

[chickenwhite]

WHEEEEN THE JAWS OPEN WIDE

AND THERE’S MORE JAWS INSIDE

[your-mouths-a-constellation]

WHEN IT SWIMS ON A REEF

AND HAS TWO SETS OF TEETH

[lennythereviewer]

WHEN IT JUMPS FROM THE MUCK

AND YOU SCREAM “WHAT THE FUCK!?”