Jun

Intento de dibujante | мαғυмαғυ ғαη | тαlєηт ιs sσмєтнιηɢ уσυ мαкє вlσσм  

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Mafumafu: you know, from that anime?

Soraru: what

Mafumafu: you haven’t seen that one?

Soraru: I don’t watch anime

Mafumafu: *dialing on Line* Hey Amatsuki, want to be my new sidekick?

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Mafumafu’s fans: Are you okay?

Mafumafu: I’m fine! Really, I’m sorry to worry you with sad lyrics. I’m a healthy, happy individual. I was even thinking about writing some more upbeat songs.

Mafumafu *One week later*: Hello darkness my old friend.

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Soraru: Hey Mafumafu, are you seeing anyone right now?

Mafumafu: No, why?

Soraru: I mean, I just really think it would help if you saw a therapist or psychiatrist or something like that.

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Mafumafu: Sorry, I couldn’t hear you over my internal monologue.

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Mafumafu: most adults reply is that you’ll understand once you’re older when you ask them a question.

Mafumafu: I am older and I understand absolutely nothing.

Mafumafu: I actually understand less.

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Soraru: Gosh, the stars are so beautiful tonight.

96neko: They are.

Soraru: You know who else is so beautiful?

96neko: W-who?

Soraru: Lon

96neko: Agree, Lon is beautiful

Kogeinu, climbing down from a tree: She sure is pure !

Kashitaro Ito, coming out of the bushes: I pretty much agree !

Mafumafu, Ascending from the ground: Lon’s voice is beautiful !

Rib, coming out of nowhere: She is very funny too !

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Mafumafu: I just slept for 12 hours but I’m still tired.

Mafumafu: Let’s go for 12 more.

Soraru: Mafumafu, that’s a coma.

Mafumafu: Sounds festive.

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Mafumafu: I’m actually really cool, just let me try 5 times to get it right.

Soraru: Yes.

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Mcdonalds’ Employee: Welcome to Mcdonalds, how are you doing?

Mafumafu: I wanna fuckin’ die.

Mcdonalds’ Employee, revealed to be Neru: Same, saaaame.

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Soraru: *staring at Mafumafu who is absentmindedly staring at the wall because he is thinking*

Soraru, internally: I wonder what this genius is thinking of.

Mafumafu: Hey Soraru-san, if Doraemon and Goku fought, who do you think will win?

Soraru: Why do I even bother

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Mafumafu: It’s 2018, why can’t I delete friends in really life?

Mafumafu, the next day: Okay, so apparently that’s called “murder” (“ ・∇・)

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Sou: I need an adult.

Mafumafu: I’m an adult

Sou: I need a different adult.

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Mafumafu, to Soraru who’s only 2 centimeters shorter than him: So how’s the weather down there?

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Soraru: Mafumafu, are you okay? You seem really distant today.

Mafumafu, thinking about the 9000 person Senbonzakura video on youtube: Uh, yeah. I’m fine. Perfectly fine.

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Mafumafu : *Teasing a drunk Soraru*

Mafumafu: Who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy?!

Soraru: You, I’ve been seeing the efforts you’ve been making in order to be a better person and I want you to know that you don’t need to do it so much that you'l tire yourself out because you’re already a great person.

Mafumafu:

Mafumafu: *starts tearing up*

[wrigglypython]

Has anybody done this yet??

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[Utaite Live Rehearsal]

Kurokumo: Well, I guess I should introduce myself, I’m–

Konoko: *enters the room*

Kurokumo:

Kurokumo: Gay