[saintfelina]

*pervert voice* okay so im the princess and youre the knight sworn to protect me

[ordinarysparkplug]

you ever meet a guy you just KNOW would get enthralled by the amulet 🙄

[spiribia]

I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

[icarusdiesatdawn]

I hate this post. Ever since I read it I can't help but think "chosen by the dragon" whenever the bus stops in front of me or "denied by the dragon" when it doesn't. Every. single. time. That's a minimum of ten times a week. Do you know how annoying that is

[seven-winged-liar]

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

[homunculus-argument]

Artfully layering an axe bodyspray deodorant and two different perfume oils to create a tasteful mixture of amber, oud, mint, lavender, moss and petrichor, producing a scent that smells exactly like damp, stale, rotting laundry.

[gandalftopsurgery]

it's "surrealism" TO YOU. to me it's normal.

[shriika]

gaurdian angel

[shriika]

i apologize (you forgive me)

[eerie--eyed]

[clovermousee]

newest episode where south park mall gets a pop mart

[nostalgia-folder]

[death-rebirth-senshi]

[aropride]

i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants

[girlmostlikely]

[cutecipher]

#believewomen

[skylar-325]

me with dokja

[wasabiskull-deactivated20191204]

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-