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Fai_Ryy
Stranger Things
$LAYYYTER
Jules of Nature
The Bowery Presents
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

oozey mess

Origami Around
we're not kids anymore.

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
trying on a metaphor
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@shriika
odd honeymoon
huge fan of disgusting. massive supporter of gross and nasty
Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling
Antony Gormley Feel, 2022 Inkcap mushroom ink on paper.
as a feminist and fujoshi for heterosexuality, it is my belief that the greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing a generation that the most interesting fictional m/f dynamic (and maybe even the one which is most respectful to women) is one where an interesting woman is fucking a boring and skittish baby man who is obsessed with her as a concept. and they’ll say she’s pegging him but what they mean is that she orders for him in restaurants and maybe, like, wears winged eyeliner. you aren’t even actually letting this fictional woman dominate this fictional man you’re just gesturing at the idea because you have misogynistic ideas around “active” vs “passive” sexual roles and what they say about a person’s moral behavior. how are we meant to get out of this patriarchy if you can’t even envision that woman from your shows having fulfilling sex with someone she is attracted to.
sorry i rear ended you. my car is.. in heat
Yeah its kind of a compliment i guess. that it wants to fuck your car. so just tell your insurince that
Are you certain we aren't lost?
Jingyi Li - Lean on me
me: *covered in scratch marks* i am still a powerful and respectable wizard, you know
my imp krongus: *doubtfully* yes, my lord
me: i did eventually kill the mouse with a needle for a sword
krongus: it’s just that it was so close, my lord
Stop moaning and arching your back - this is an autopsy!
you have GOT to get over god abandoning you when you were 2 like its not even uncommon
Ivan Leonidovich Lubennikov (Bielorussian, b.1951) Guardian angel, 2001 Oil on canvas
must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain
cheese sits on the toilet while we take showers, and i like to stand on my tip toes and draw his silhouette in the steam from a high angle, then stand back to see how warped it is from his actual shape
oil and acrylic on masonite
[scoffs] You couldn't PAY me to jack off to Brian Griffin! [remembers the state of the economy] Well, you could, but it would have to be a four figure amount. [remembers to be honest to myself] Three figures. [remembers not to devalue my own labor] Four figures.
no way your narrow ass cloaca laid this egg