JUNE CRIMES

i see youve found my trash blog

[headspace-hotel]

read one time that bonobos and humans are the only animals that mate face to face, which is false and the writer must have used an unnecessarily restrictive definition of "animals," because millipedes also mate face to face

How do I know this? well i turned over some leaves one time and mistakenly exposed a millipede couple in the throes of passion. was worried at first that they were eating each other or something but I looked it up and thats how they have sex

[organical-mechanical]

oh my god???

no one told me that millipede sex is cute??

[radwolf76]

@bedupolker

[bedupolker]

Lobsters and crawfish do too 😃

The primary difference, scientifically speaking, is that while millipedes make love, crawfish FUCK

[headspace-hotel]

read one time that bonobos and humans are the only animals that mate face to face, which is false and the writer must have used an unnecessarily restrictive definition of "animals," because millipedes also mate face to face

How do I know this? well i turned over some leaves one time and mistakenly exposed a millipede couple in the throes of passion. was worried at first that they were eating each other or something but I looked it up and thats how they have sex

[organical-mechanical]

oh my god???

no one told me that millipede sex is cute??

[radwolf76]

@bedupolker

[bedupolker]

Lobsters and crawfish do too 😃

The primary difference, scientifically speaking, is that while millipedes make love, crawfish FUCK

[flimflix]

u always revert to larval state when I wanna talk

[arnieinthesky]

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[poligon-sticker]

WITCH (2025)

[boomalope-pope]

[nostalgebraist]

If Pikachu were real, it would not be a very pleasant animal. An enormous mouse that shocks you like an electric eel. I would run from these beasts

[transmortifried]

[kaoinim-deactivated20220927]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

when life gives you lemons you do... something...

WHY CAN'T I REMEMBER?!!!?!!

[anasabdin]

Dispersion

[dark-hell-princess-tamamolandia]

[comfybutter]

Mommy's going to take you out of the freezer and leave you in a room temperature environment, ok? Awww you're already dripping condensation... There's a puddle gathering at your base, my leaky little condensation slut.

[maidthings]

can you put that on a coaster

[comfybutter]

No. I want her to see all her little circle stains on the table...

[maidthings]

okay thats cute and all but this table was my grandmother's so i would really appreciate it if you could stop and actually consider other peoples belongings for 2 fucking seconds

[depsidase]

[tkmiz-deactivated20200503]

[veryluckyclovers]

[cyberfights]

this is an artistic rendition of my irrational fear of a head that attacks only under the cover of the very loud toilet flush in the scary top floor bathroom at the hospital and how i exited the bathroom when i decided to flush and run as opposed to my normal method of flushing and putting my back to a wall

[cyberfights]

took pics today at work to show common attack patterns and defense strategies that i employ

[woolwearer]

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[woolwearer]

Never forget

[catcrumb]