FUCK HUMANITY REPLOIDS 4EVA

Yvette or bf10-4ce7, nb trans lesbian, it/she, robotgender, 25, white, follow my wife @crearuru, recently developed system there’s a slimegirl named Camellia also might need to remake a pinned post idk

[umbraldame]

Whatever *zaps you with my kitty paws*

[anothergiselle]

For you! Beep

[fluorescentbrains]

this lab safety training module is sending me

[fluorescentbrains]

I feel like whoever wrote these questions was speaking from experience

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[chongoblog]

“whatever man” *frisbees*

[laserwalnut]

Every pokemon is creatures

[garaks-padded-bra]

this fuck ass kitten somehow got behind the kitchen cabinet built into the wall and INTO THE WALL . i got him out with funny toy on stick and shredded chicken but i got so scared i almost threw up and now the entire house must be babyproofed

[garaks-padded-bra]

I had to take him into the utility room with me while i was finding duct tape to close off the bottom of the fireplace as well, so he wouldnt despawn when i was gone, and WHEN I PUT HIM DOWN TO GET THE DUCT TAPE, HE MANAGED TO NUTTY PUTTY CAVE HIMSELF IN ANOTHER CRANNY I DIDNT KNOW EXISTED. AND AS I PULLED HIM OUT BY THE ASS HE CRIED LIKE A HUMAN BABY. do NOT make me feel bad for saving your dust bunny spelunking ass you SICKO

He had me doing this shit 3 times today

[garaks-padded-bra]

he is SICK of it

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[imjunebitch]

calling ppl "larpers" to insinuate theyre fake fans of smth/poorly pretending to be smth is so fucking stupid cuz. tell me u have never met a real LARPer without saying u have never met a real LARPer. those guys care. they are fucking locked in dude. like LARP is a lifestyle its a commitment they care so much. they're not fake nerds either like fake nerds just repost LOTR gifsets and talk about how nerdy they are for being into like, fucking batman and stuff. LARPers know their shit. they read the whole Silmarillion. they know who Ambush Bug is. like get LARP's name out of your fucking mouth

[dragongirlteeth]

Hi I LARP I've never read the Silmarillon.

I am locked the fuck in though I do make my own armor.

[punkitt-is-here]

watching an old disney movie

inspired by the comments in this video making me aware of the siamese cat scene in aristocats

[konekoling]

[what-even-is-thiss]

I still find it pretty funny that in fallout 3 you can get your karma down by just opening Moriarty’s terminal over and over again.

The slavers at paradise falls have heard of me. I’m the guy that opens people’s computers over and over again without asking first.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Butch won’t be my companion. He’s like you’re too intense. You must’ve turned on that computer like 50 times in a row last time.

[what-even-is-thiss]

My forbidden computer touching ways have caught up with me.

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason I’m doing this in the first place is that a lot of evil karma options in fallout 3 are just inconvenient. Like I could go out of my way to blow up a city or I could not blow up a city and get a much more convenient free house and keep access to their merchants.

So in order to keep getting the full evil karma experience, every time I do something convenient or utilitarian that raises my karma I go back to Moriarty’s Saloon and just open his terminal over and over again.

Thus, my good boy points are eliminated through repeated computer touching and the regulators here are hunting me down for looking at Moriarty’s personal data a hundred times in a row.

[what-even-is-thiss]

What’s really funny about lowering your karma this way is that after you do a major good Karma action and listen to the radio, the radio DJ Three Dog will be like this horrible fucker from vault 101 we all hate him so much you know that guy? He did another fucking thing. He saved a thousand orphans.

[redavexat]

[re-alku]

@bugs-are-cool

[foone]

Here's a thing about how Tumblr works:

When an account is deactivated, it normally does not affect images in their posts, in reblogs and such. So ancient posts can live on, with images intact.

However if the user is terminated with prejudice (aka "nuked"), ALL their uploaded images are removed. (This was presumably designed for spammers and such)

So if you see a post like this:

This doesn't mean the image itself violated any rule! Yes, this is a misleading error message.

Tumblr has terminated-with-prejudice many transfems, and every time I see people reblogging their their posts going "what's wrong with this post, Tumblr? It was just a INNOCUOUS THING!"

The tl;dr is that if the user is deactivated, the "this image was removed..." error is misleading. Everything they uploaded was removed, regardless of content.

(and yes Tumblr should stop banning transfems. They have already been sued about this, and lost)

[tredlocity]

[trangoldin]

[willowcada128]

reblog this post to be turned into a cute robot

[drifterknight-art]

go kitty go kitty go kitty go

[triplspacee]

ride kitty ride kitty ride kitty roll