JuneLuxray's Blog

My name is Sarah. I write sometimes. I tag everything, so try looking at tags if you're looking for specific posts. Tags of note: "heavy stuff" is tagged on posts that aren't fun and silly, so if anyone doesn't want to see those, blacklist the tag. If you're looking for specific content, just ask for the tag. https://twitter.com/JuneLuxray is my Twitter in case Tumblr destroys my blog.

[anti-terf-posts]

Trick or treat!

you get shirtless onceler I found on Pinterest dot com

[victorinoxghoul]

[virtie333]

[tunafarts]

[frenzyarts]

I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

[give-grian-rights]

-Mary Toft, 1726

[the-dumb-smart-friend]

Hold on I need to look something up

[the-dumb-smart-friend]

What

[give-grian-rights]

yeah. sorry

[postoctobrist]

Is transitioning from male to female to become a butch lesbian a reasonable option?

it is beyond reasonable, it is one of the coolest things you can do on this bitch of an earth

[tidesandtwilight]

I respect your defense of bisexual woman and all but I just don’t want to put my mouth somewhere I know a dick has been

Yall out here acting like these girls’ pussies be haunted by the ghosts of penises past, this ain’t a Dickmas Carol, be so fucking for real

[a-girl-with-sparkling-lies]

How I knew instantly that the new Pokemon is a UK world

THIS

is not a beret. Its a tam o’ shanter, traditionally Scottish.

Nintendo give me zesty Scottish Pokemanz i beg of you

[squid-ears]

Pokemon except all dialogue is written like Scottish Twitter PLEASE

[switch-up-snowfox]

So this is where the meme came from.

[wondyrwoman-deactivated20160623]

My uncle’s sugar daddy is sitting next to me, showing me pictures of his cat

[doctorfeliuzumaki]

There are sentences I expect to read and then there’s this

[cybershock24601]

One of my biggest gripes with Veilguard is absolutely no acknowledgement of Zevran, the Crow lore established in his backstory, and what a pain in the ass he's been to the crows over the years so I've decided the reason the Crows are so different from how they're described in Origins is because Zevran terrorized the Crows so much they completely changed their modus operandi to be less shit and are so scared of the specter of Zevran Arainai that they dare not speak his name in fear of summoning him to wreck holy hell upon them.

[brothertedd-deactivated20240822]

[thewickedwilds]

Me when its 1 day after Halloween and the capitalists are already blasting the christmas sale commercials

[mayothompson]

not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual

[memeuplift]

[fangsandthangs]

When you’re in the middle of a fic and realise you’ve missed a very critical tag

[they-bite]

i’m such an advocate for danny fenton on dash baxter violence it’s not even funny

[they-bite]

danny shouldn’t even have to give a fuck about being bullied after he gets his powers i want him to get them and then immediately get suspended for doing shit to dash no one can even describe

[they-bite]

i had to watch smth like three separate episodes where danny gets taught to “be the bigger person” wrt dash and each time the logic falls through because dash keeps torturing his classmates and danny gets no credit for tolerating it. what are we catholic

[they-bite]

danny “they told me to be the bigger person so i laid dash baxter out on the blacktop” fenton

[abyssal-ilk]

very fun to me that the only inner circle members that don't show up to the wicked grace game are vivienne, leliana, and solas. everyone else is there but them. it could be for any number of reasons but i like to think its because all three of them are EXTREMELY competitive. solas can't handle losing to anyone, vivienne can't handle losing to half of the table (esp solas, sera, and blackwall), and everyone's too scared of leliana to play against her. it's all fun and games until one of these three sits down to play

[failfemme]

i should get a special treat whenever i successfully “i have food at home” myself. a treat like a special snack i do not have at home.

[leebrontide]

You know what I like better than a miscommunication in stories? Incompatible worldviews.

MC was told, explicitly, something about what is going on. And they wholesale dismissed that data because it doesn't fit at all within their concept of the people/systems/dynamics involved. That person is wrong. They are mentally unwell. They're stupid. They're lying. I know better. I was taught better. I know who to trust. I am more rational.

And you let that unreliable-ass narrator convince your audience to dismiss the information you handed them right out in the open.

Good shit.

[ryssabrin]

bioware i just need to know who’s responsible for this