you know you want me, baby!

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[snout]

the years have made me weird and strange to talk to. but still i must post

[konoko]

[moxleys-tits]

"What? It's for charity.."

[irlwakko]

this is by far my favorite safety/warning sign btw. they really went off with this one

[ri-rawr-isnt-ok]

No cuz I fucking love this sign. It’s not an actual barrier so it’s not like some sort of challenge it simply says “fuck around and you will find out”

[irlwakko]

Ohohoho I LOVE “fuck around and find out” signs, especially the really dramatic and ominous (but true) ones

(Context for the last one: it’s a WWII era sign posted around the soldiers’ washroom mirror, warning them to never discuss military plans in places where civilians could hear them and report back to the enemy, e.g. in restaurants and pubs in the country. “Loose lips sink ships”.)

I also love these two, which I would place in the category of “You already fucked around, now you’re about to find out.”

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

Aerated water is fucking scary. It's water that has a fuckton of gas in it, which reduces the buoyancy to the point where you will immediately start to sink if you fall in.

[aqueerkettleofish]

[rigjuice]

ive been collecting these recently and wanted to add some of my favorites

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous signs

[alabastermask]

@notaplaceofhonour

[m3atbuff3t]

Jay white etc etc something something

[gorybomb]

a green baby nicky for @spinetacks ~

this was a comm to help cover my dog's medical bills

[maineventshinku]

The bodega is expanding with new trinkets!

⭐︎ The All Elite Girlies glitter keychains are out now! Only Toni and Marina have back sides!

⭐︎ #Soriku Magnetic Hearts keychain is also out alongside the poster and the Axel sticker

SHOP HERE!

*ੈ✩·₊˚༺☆༻*ੈ✩·₊˚

Clear close ups of the keychains

[kandirainbowalien]

Marina fanart bc she’s growing on me 😼

eyeliner to the skies

[goldfisch-creative]

"How you know?" 🤌

Check me out on Bluesky! | Bluesky art feed

[2leggedshark]

Pouty nick and also what every image of 2023 patriarchy looks like to me on the side

[elgreytea]

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)

[theofaron]

how Take's promos have been

[theofaron]

there's a sequel

[2leggedshark]

Hate him sm

[flightybuttlass]

round and round again 🎠

[theofaron]

Trying some new scribble brushes…them…

[fishwikipedia]

Playing footsie with hb but I'm competitive so I start kicking the shit out of his shins under the table

[2leggedshark]