He Could Make Me Golden

ʚ♡ɞ Romeo || 24 || 18+ only || proship || host of the Paradox system || Chuck Taylor's husband || demiromantic ace trans puppy || requests: Open ʚ♡ɞ

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[himbos-hotline]

what wrestlers are you planning on seeing in the stripper au? who is the most important? hope everything is well!🌹

Roll up to Temptations Gentlemans Club! See not only the most handsome men in the buisness but settle into a respectable, safe, inclusive buisness!

Strippers:

Kenneth "Kenny" Omega:

he/him

Masculine woman, feminine man

human male

that stripper that always has props [a broom to use as a pole, a whip, handcuffs]

Drags Jay onstage first as help then as a protective "shes mine" thing

started out as a streamer with Kota but found stripping paid more and then he started to enjoy it and now it suppliments his streaming income

Set list includes: When you're good to mama [chicago], Dont cha [The pussycat dolls] and Dont tell mama [Cabaret]

Adam "Hung Hangman" Page:

They/Them

No gender, only cowboy

drinks to get on stage, ends up getting a little too addicted to it

introduced as "hungman" adam page, hates it everytime it happens

Doesnt know how they started stripping full time, parents dont know [real pink pony club vibes]

Somehow more of a bottom than wrestler!Hangman

shy backstage

Set list includes: whose bed have your boots been under [shania twain], save a horse ride a cowboy [big & rich], Before he cheats [carrie underwood] and these boots are made for walking [nancy sinatra]

Adam Cole:

"he/him"

has an entire gender crisis through the fic

the newest stripper and left her old place because of a breakup in her previous establishment

a whore for a good winged eyeliner and smokey eye

very spicky and combative but a sweetheart deep down [super deep down]

has all the basic bitch songs

has so many potions and lotions, buys so much lipgloss

set list includes: big spender [shirley bassey], candy man [christina aguilera] and Hey mickey [bella heart]

Hook:

trans boy

was an amature boxer before stripping but got blacklisted for refusing to stop hitting a motherfucker when he shoulda so its now just a hobby [and a threat]

Grayace

friends with Wheeler

Mostly mute apart from the few rare times he has to speak

does most of the pole work in the GC- helps matt teach the amature hour/classes

set list: Or Nah [Ty Dollar $ign], hot in here [nelly], low [Flo rida]

MJF:

He/him

The token cishet

he is better than you at this and you will know it

Max and cole have a running fued about who gets the most tips, its neither of them

Has ADD

Has terrible tear away suits

strips with his scarf too

Set list includes: money money money [abba], what I know now [annapantsu], vogue [Madonna]

Matthew Jackson:

He/him

Local romance/sex favorable aroace

stripping to put nick through college

has no idea about the sexual content in the songs he strips too

teaches poll dancing

just a little bit of a shit and likes to instigate things even accidentally but is shit scared of arguments

autistic

set list: mary on a cross [ghost], hips dont lie [shakira], raise your glass [p!nk]

Claudio Castagnoli:

he/him

somehow the most likeable guy

teaches the other strippers card games

has a supportive wife [RJ] at home- and by home I mean, she comes to every show he does

suprisngly helpful with cole when it comes to her gender crisis

Set list: Sexy back [justin timberlake], its raining men [the weather girls] dr feelgood [motley crue]

Club staff:

William Regal: Owner of the gentlemans club

RJ city: accountant and unoffical legal council

Jon Moxley: Self appointed head of security and set building

Jay Orton: inside/stage secuirty, set building

Eddie Kingston: Makeup

Wheeler Yuta: costume design

Nick Jackson: Bartender

Danhausen: Technical Demon

Aubrey Edwards: Bartender

Britt Baker: Medical

Kota ibushi: does the music and pyrotechnics

Guest strippers/Other important people:

Best friends [Orange, Chuck, Trent]

Kip Sabian

Jack Perry

Nyla Rose

Kris statlander

Excalibur [Runs a leather bar across the street and happily married to regal]

[himbos-hotline]

Send me asks while I ouch and suffer

[sicknessinmotion]

bad dog. always a bad dog.

margaret atwood // ada limón // sarah - alex g // unknown & via @feral-t33th // unknown photographer // cop car - mitski.

[himbos-hotline]

anyone else thinking about how kyle o'reilly must be feeling about roddy finally conglomerating and he's still too hurt to see it happen?

[himbos-hotline]

you think he's still stuck at coles retirement?

[yellow-cat]

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

[yellow-cat]

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me

[tagteaming]

ddt king of ddt 2006 | gay world anal title match: danshoku dieno [c] vs kota ibushi

[m0thmancore]

it’s genuinely fucking absurd that cis people have any goddamn say at all on trans healthcare

[m0thmancore]

“oh yeah i mean im not diabetic but i dont really know how insulin works and i think its kinda freaky that you gotta poke your finger all the time so im gonna go ahead and say insulin is illegal”

thats how it sounds.

[empyreal-lore]

*looking at the OC I crafted with my own hands* what the actual hell is her problem

[mysillycomics]

[mysillycomics]

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mousidy]

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

[gaypornvideoswebsite]

the thing about a gag reflex is it is a life saving measure

[klaxia-arting]

conglomerating trios style

[fishwikipedia]

the death riders are ostensibly just creepy little babyfaces at the moment which i’m okay with. they have their. waves hand. ideology. and they continue to be physically emotionally sexually conceptually Weird to everyone else around them and primarily each other. but they do a dumbass group spin made of camaraderie and love or whatever so lowkey the conglomeration and other miscellaneous victims should forgive and forget. look at them. don’t gag

[livingcadaver69]

Always wanted to make one of these

[questintheskies]

[moxleys-tits]

[pansyfemme]

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*