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you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence
I'm instituting a new policy of "if I can't easily read your crusty scanned PDF then I'm sending it back to you, telling you to get your shit together and save your .docx as .pdf, and causing snakes to manifest inside your house"
this but also if you are in accounting and you have an Excel file please do not save it as a PDF or take a screenshot of it and then paste it into another Excel file
Good afternoon to everyone in the notes having a horrible time! Y'all are fighting demons I never knew existed!! I think every person that makes you do stupid time wasting shit like this because they refuse to learn basic computer literacy should be fired!!
Image description was too long for the alt tag, so it's going under this cut!
A large poster with a background of yellow and blue comic book style pops, speech bubbles, and dots. A speech bubble at the top says, "Jewish American Heritage Month: Comic Books & Superheroes," leading to a panel of Kitty Pryde intensely saying, "I AM Jewish. I AM a mutant. And I want people to know who and what I am. I tell people because, hey, if we're going to have a problem with it… I'd like to know." Her name has a bi flag flying above it.
White panels outlined in heavy black pencil are scattered down the middle of the poster, saying: "1933 was the worst year of the Great Depression. The whole world was struggling. So a Jewish salesman named MAX GAINES created a fun little zine that reprinted Sunday comics, to cheer people up. Max made their colors brighter, and added a brand new comic called "SCRIBBLY." It was about a boy cartoonist, based on its Jewish creator, SHELDON MAYER. This became the WORLD'S FIRST COMIC BOOK. People across America loved it! Soon, Max met a new friend, JACK LIEBOWITZ. Jack was a Jewish immigrant from Ukraine, just like Max's parents. He and Max created their own comic book company, DETECTIVE COMICS. We now know it as DC."
Here, the white panels of text are interrupted by one of the comic book panels illustrating a Jewish character. In this one, a rabbi says, "It may be difficult in the face of hardship, but it will always carry you through. Hold on to your faith, just as the Maccabees did. Your miracle will arrive soon enough." In the next panel, RAGMAN, gazing at a menorah with seven lit candles and holding the shamash - the helper candle that lights the others - says, "I hope you're right, rabbi." The rabbi smiles at him encouragingly.
The text panels continue: "JERRY SIEGEL and his best friend JOE SHUSTER, two more kids of low-income Jewish immigrants, started writing and drawing SUPERMAN in high school. They tried to get published in newspapers for FOUR YEARS. Finally, in 1937, SHELDON MAYER saw their work and told Max Gaines that this would be 'THE NEXT BIG THING.' DC bought Siegel and Shuster's work, kicking off THE GOLDEN AGE OF COMICS.
"Jewish artists went on to create Archie Comics, Captain America, the Fantastic Four, Hulk, Thor, Ant-Man, Iron Man, Avengers, X-Men, Silver Surfer, AND MORE."
Superman himself is floating in the top right corner, saying, "It's not about where you were born or the powers you have or what you wear on your chest; it's about what you do."
A yellow and blue banner across him says, "Who was the first superhero?" followed by an explosion-style bubble with the answer: "Superman! He isn't Jewish himself - just created by Jewish artists. Here are a few canonically Jewish characters! They're often whitewashed. But we know the truth."
Clockwise down this side of the poster and up the other side, there's a panel of Billy Caplan wearing a kippah at his wedding, kissing his new husband, Teddy Altman (Hulkling). A rainbow pride flag sticker flies over the frame. To his right, Gert Yorkes (from The Runaways) hugs her dinosaur friend.
Below them are icons for Bruce Wayne and Tim Drake - Batman and Robin - with a small bi flag for Tim Drake - next to a large panel in which Harley Quinn (bi flag) tightly hugs Kate "Batwoman" Kane (lesbian flag) saying, "Just for that, you don't have to buy me anything for Hanukkah!" Kate is saying, "I WASN'T going to buy you anyth… ugh! STOP!"
Below them is Ben Grimm (The Thing), saying, "Nothing two dozen knishes to go from King's won't fix! They're worth traveling the entire galaxy for!" The baker pressing the bag of knishes into his hand says, "You're too kind, Ben. Zayt mir gezunt un shtark!" A small footnote translates the Yiddish: "Be well for me!"
The bottom left corner of the poster has Kevin Cole (White Tiger) lying across his partner's lap. She is saying, "This poor kid -- half Korean, quarter black, quarter Jewish…." He banters back, "the good quarter. We'll serve bulgogi and ribs at his bar mitzvah."
Above this, Moon Knight is saying, "That's the thing, Dr. Sterman. No one has. No one who will still talk to me, that is. As you might have guessed, I'm not exactly on the Avengers' Hanukkah card list. Though oddly enough, Ben Grimm never fails to send me one every year. I think he needs to meet more Jewish super heroes."
Kitty Pryde asks Magneto, "You were a hero?" and he monologues back: "Hardly. In those days, heroism meant holding onto one's humanity, while the Nazis tried their best to turn us until animals. The way to defy them -- to defeat them -- was to lie, to hold onto hope, no matter what. Believe me, Kitty, I was no one special. If I am a hero, then so is every other man and woman who survived."
And lastly, Peter Parker (Spiderman) is being asked, "I don't know where my friend is and you're making light?" He replies, "I'm sorry. I'm not making light. Jet lag. I haven't slept since Shavous. I'm loopy."
Adjusted value of Bees. Now that was a special one… because every item in the game had a minimum value, and a beehive was a container for bees, which each had a minimum value… which meant the moment one of your dwarves picked up a beehive, your entire fortress’ net worth skyrocketed… a value used in determining how powerful the foes that visit and try to murder you are.
Actually I lied it’s the one where after a major update werewolves and vampires started climbing the nearest tree and refusing to come down. It turned out that he’d given evil creatures the ability to sense each other, but forgotten to set a maximum range on it, so werewolves were aware Hell was underground and trying to flee by climbing
The thing about revolution as a means of enacting actual - let alone positive - change is that, while they can be effective, historically* they have been incredibly unreliable and incredibly risky for a lot of reasons, but when you point this out to the hammer and sickle assholes they just call you a fed and pretend you said the status quo is fine and there's no need to change anything
*unless at least some of the revolutionaries already have enough political power that it's functionally just a slightly more violent version of how change of government normally works in the society in question
we talk about how “let people enjoy things” has destroyed people’s brains but “good comedy should punch up” has convinced so many people that being pointlessly mean to strangers is not only justified but virtuous
hi trans kiwis and friends. if you haven't seen the news, they're trying to pass a frankly insidious bill in aotearoa to define the terms 'man' and 'woman' based on biological sex. this unsurprisingly reflects a lot of similar cruel efforts happening overseas at the moment. IT HASN'T PASSED YET, but I figured I should speak up about it because this is happening as we speak.
(screenshot from the linked RNZ article)
it seems very fucking bleak!!!! please don't lose hope! it hasn't passed yet and a lot of the shoddy bills suggested by the coalition have been shot down already. it's still worth knowing about. you don't have to share this post if you don't want to. I just know that a lot of my followers are kiwi. if there are any updates as to what we can do to push back against this, I'll make a relevant addition. kia kaha, okay? love you all.
UPDATE: you can now very quickly and very easily submit a comment on the bill! these will be counted and considered in parliament.
it took me less than three minutes, and that's only because I wrote a whole paragraphs on why this is a stupid idea. all you really need to put is "don't pass this bill" if you want. it'll only take 30 seconds.
if you're able to and you want to, please consider reblogging! the more reach this gets, the better. thank you all so much [:
Happy pride to black trans people in particular I know it can be tough out here with how often the image of what and who counts as queer always seems to never consider us
Fun fact: the anti-Semitic stereotypes about Jews having lots of money/being greedy/cheap began in the Middle Ages thanks to Christian laws.
The Christian church began forbidding Christians from having professions that involved lending money, banking, or pawn work. It was because the church believed that money was ultimately unclean so although it was considered a necessity, Christians were instructed to deal with it as little as possible.
But someone still needed to run all of those money-based businesses. So these societies which were already run by Christian leadership basically made it a rule that these businesses had to be run by Jews since they were already “unclean”. Furthermore, due to other restrictions on Jewish people in these areas, these money-based positions were pretty much some of the only jobs Jews could legally hold.
This eventually led to numerous stereotypes involving Jews and money. And the acidity of these stereotypes grew when Christian people and leaders became resentful of the livelihood Jews were able to achieve for themselves with these jobs.
So to sum up: Christian society forces Jews to hold down money-centered jobs since, according to the church, Jews were already going to Hell. Then, once they made lives with these roles they were forced into, Jews were mocked and hated for being successful.
History major here, just want to add details to emphasize how damaging these stereotypes are, even to a modern audience. To do so, I need to quote the introduction to “The Ashgate Research Companion to Monsters and the Monstrous” by Asa Simon Mittman.
In his class, Mittman was teaching his students about the negative portrayals of Jewish people in medieval works, specifically “Demons, Saracens and Jews” which depicts them as literal monsters. Hooked noses, fangs, grimaces, the whole she-bang. He then recounts this anecdote.
“One of my students raised her hand after this discussion, with a look of confusion and anger on her face. She said that she did not understand what I was ‘trying to get at.’ She said, with a quaver of emotion in her voice, that I was making too much out of nothing, since this is what Jews look like, more or less. And anyway, she continued, the Jews are Christ-killers. She then screamed out the text of John 19:15, saying “the Jews shouted, ‘Kill him! Kill him! Crucify him!’
She was quoting, interestingly, from the “God’s Word Translation,” the most violent English translation i have been able to find, since most read ‘take him’ or ‘away with him,’ where this one reads ‘kill him.’ […] The resulting impression, conveyed by my student, was that the Jewish monster was real. The impact of these imagined monsters has all been too real, form the middle ages onward.
I was struck temporarily speechless, but as I soundlessly worked my jaw to formulate a reply, I saw in the eyes of all the other students a shocked recognition that, in essence, answers the question posed at the outset: all of this matters. All of this is relevant. I was trying to show how medieval images were designed to allow medievals to confuse one group of Jews from the first century with all Jews in their own day, and here, in twenty-first-century America, my students saw this same notion quite alive. “
Things Jewish people were not allowed to do in Europe throughout most of the middle ages (specific laws varied from place to place, but these are fairly standard):
1) own/rent farmland. So, in an agrarian society where most people are farmers, the most common way of making a living is denied them
2) join guilds. Every skilled job from weaver to tailor to smith to paper-maker to carpenter to damn near ANYTHING that you could do that would make you a living that WASN’T farming required joining a guild. And let’s remember that stores weren’t like they are today, there were very few places where you had someone with a shop to sell things they did not personally make. Those things came with industrialization. So, if you are not permitted to take up a trade to make things, chances are you won’t be able to sell them, either. This neatly prevents Jewish people from doing like 90% of the non-farming jobs in the community.
3) live outside ghettos, or walk outside them without a badge that marked them as Jewish.
4) Go to university/become a clerk/lawyer/other bureaucrat. See, “clerk” (i.e. secretary/paper-pusher) and “cleric” (i.e. priest/religious leader) come from the same root word, there really WASN’T any such thing as a secular higher education, the main course of study in universities was theology. So that blocks Jewish people from half the stuff that is neither farming nor guild-related.
5) Own anything even vaguely weapon-like.
This leaves Jewish people with EXTREMELY few options for “how do I make a living.” You could go into money-lending, but it was extremely high-risk. Make a loan to the wrong person, and instead of paying you back he’d kill you and laugh to his friends about how horrible those grasping greedy jews are, and everybody would agree with him. This was a regular occurrence. You could find some sort of other job–probably backbreaking and degrading, but less dangerous. If you lived in a city with enough other Jewish people, you could run some sort of specialized business (a kosher butchery, for example) that only served Jewish people.
Most Christians were pretty cold-blooded about using and abusing Jewish people. For example, in the middle ages, lots of the Christian nobles in Eastern Europe used Jewish people as go-betweens to collect rent. The nobles own the land, the peasants work the land (and get oppressed by a culture of REALLY TERRIBLE NOBLES, I mean, seriously, even for medieval times they were horrible in every way imaginable). Jewish people are the ones coming around and collecting the rents because, see above, they aren’t allowed really any other jobs and it’s this or starve. So, what happens when there’s an uprising, whether peasants revolting or minor nobles revolting against the people above them? KILL THE JEWS! Never mind that the Jewish people aren’t the ones who set up the system and they’re not the ones profiting from it. So the vile exploiters at the top of the system mostly get through unscathed, while the people they’re using and oppressing get massacred. The largest and worst example of this is the Chmielnicki Pogrom of 1648-1649.
Also, it wasn’t uncommon (and the post touches on this a little, but I want to make it explicitly clear) for nobility, who were often land-rich but cash-poor, to take out large loans from Jewish moneylenders and then expel or kill every Jew in their territory to avoid having to repay the debt. A number of European regions that expelled or killed Jews in the Middle Ages and Renaissance did so, ultimately, for this reason, sometimes whole countries at a time.
Additional note: Jews were the first victims of modern racism, which is outlined in A Short History of Racism by George Fredrickson (which I highly recommend). To be clear, modern racism considers race to be inherent and a part of your blood.
In early catholic history, as the church grew in power, Jews wanted to convert. Catholics allowed Jews into the church, but separated them since they were still technically Jewish converts. But, then the kids of the converts asked why they were still being treated as lesser, despite being catholic their entire lives. The response from the Catholic Church was that their blood was still Jewish, and that they could never be truly catholic.
This thought process infiltrated all racist ideology, where your blood or family history is what makes you a certain race. It’s not about where you were born, it’s about how you look or what your history was.
In England it was very difficult for (Christian) princes to tax their (Christian) subjects due to various political and religious reasons. Interest (usury) was especially hard to get away with. One way they got around this was by appointing Jews (officially or not) to positions in treasuries and banks, having them sell the loans, then skimming the interest that the Jews collected. Then, they would tax the Jewish bankers (which was allowed), forcing them so deep into arrears that they would sell the loans to the prince at a steeply discounted rate, allowing the princes to collect the debt from their own subjects while depriving the Jews of their income
The Jews, for their part, couldn’t even repo the collateral, because it was most often land, which Jews couldn’t own. But the princes could, and they were able to acquire huge amounts of land when their citizens defaulted. It was a racket like no other
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