juniepup!

🐾💖silly femboy puppy💖🐾 kinda 🔞 sometimes ✨praise slut✨ website! (don't be sexual on there)

[juniepup]

about me!:

this is my secret social media account to vent and puppypost and be my silly little self 🐾😋

21 y/o mechanical engineering major

🌅 🏝️ 🌊 Los Angeles 📍

🩷💛💙 pansexual 🩷💛💙

💖🐶🐾petplay kink 🐾 🐶💖

i love to be praised and talked to like a puppy!!! it makes me melt inside ✨✨✨ calling me a good boy/girl/puppy are all fine and super welcome and hot…

⚠️ASKS ARE OPEN 🥺🐶

I Like: praise & affection, fighting games, coffee, sweets, motorcycles, books, manga, LA underground furry rave scene 🐾, being put in my place

Dislikes: when i eat all my candy and treats and then there's no more candy or treats for me to eat :( , people judging me, me judging me, when i don’t get enough attention 🥺⚠️

[juniepup]

i can’t believe i actually took this photo, it looks fake. on my PHONE no less. MY CELL PHONE?! THAT TAKES CALLS? what a time to be alive. i literally only took one photo btw. this is the only photo i took. woah.

[juniepup]

yesterday my coworker said “yeah i’m pretty big on personal space, it’s one of my Things. I have a few Things you’ll learn” and i was like oh i so get that, do you maybe share a bit of the autism? and he said “maybe, but mostly i just have my things” and i can’t stop thinking about that. i think it’s such a good way of thinking about things that may be neurodivergencies, but crucially it doesn’t necessitate precise or clinical explanation. People can just have things.

[juniepup]

imagining victorian era rappers like “my fellow man, i assure you, I am not the one you wish to come upon”

[juniepup]

no i don’t want to see what you had ai do and no i don’t want to hear what chatgpt told you. if you try showing me or telling me i will respond with the indignity as if you had said “hey look what i had my child servant draw” or “well i asked my evil henchman the other day and-” stop. i don’t care. you shouldn’t have one of those and i dont even bother to hold their opinions in any kind of regard whatsoever.

[bernard-jackson]

[juniepup]

me n gang

[hisowntruly]

Me at one am everyday

[juniepup]

this girl’s trying to “whiplash” (the movie) me at my new job but she’s overdoing it so bad it’s embarrassing. like you want me soooo bad at least try to hide it.

i even have a huge thing for girls being mean to me but she’s just too over the top with it. even the owner of the place who is also a weird evil freak was like “girl chill.” yeah all around weird day at the shop. at least if she’s willing to fuck with me like that that means normal people can’t tell that i’m fucking crazy, so that’s good to know i guess. might do something insane but honestly she didn’t get to me that bad, she’s just weird. she also definitely wants me like actually, like i was joking too but another girl even made a joke like “wow she’s not even hiding it” while smirking at me and i don’t think she meant being a fucking asshole

[juniepup]

recently my alarms haven’t been going off on my iphone, so i made a program to play a song from my big huge speakers quite loudly when it’s time to wake up. worked flawlessly first day. you know what happened then?! i watched my $700 machine, built by the finest chinese slaves, designed by they most profitable organization in human history, buzz silently.

Anyway this “Theodore K.” fella was pretty alright looking in his youth i wonder if he has any ideas what we should do about that kinda stuff

[juniepup]

Hi. Stupid ass question. Came here from your really hot leather pants post. How do ya make them shiny? Obviously leather polish but like what type and how do you apply it/how often? Does it rub off on other clothes?

Anyways gooodddaaaamn that photo 🥵

ha, thankssss 😋🤭

i think the shimmer is mostly lighting and contrast. i’ve never put anything on them, but come to think of it i probably should. They’re full grain italian cowhide, so they’re completely impractical and weigh like over a kilo. but thanks ;)

[kittchuco]

Coraline valentines

[juniepup]

in order to continue my love of coraline in light of neil gaiman’s utter and total lack of humanity, i have decided that he did not write it. of course this means that we must find a new author for the book, a mantle i am prepared to accept with grace. Now, i know my authorial resume isn’t as illustrious, but i have him beat on at least one front, which is that i have raped exactly zero baby sitters. zero girls total, actually, which i think should go a long way for my taking over on the authorship front.

[knightofleo]

[demonicae]

SOUND. ON.

soundonsoundonsoundonsoundonsoundon!

[juniepup]

that bodycam game if it was good:

[juniepup]

mob hitman on a first date: I specialise in fast-based lead distributions networks in disenfranchised minority neighbourhoods.

[juniepup]

just as the ethical slut exists, experts theorize about the existence of the “ethical chaser” in this essay i will-

[puppicr1tter]

How do i get onto the side of tumblr full of freaks who will give me money? I want to fuck my mutuals but NOBODY is offering to fund it!

[juniepup]

congressmen aren’t on tumblr try grindr

[cr4z1]

[recursivewitch]

I've never read Homestuck but there's a type of media that I call "a Homestuck" and I think it's a useful categorization. The main criteria are:

long enough that the time investment is a serious barrier to entry

irrevocably changes your personality

brings something genuinely unique to the table. there is no real substitute for reading/playing/watching it in its entirety

Fate/Stay Night is a Homestuck. Worm is a Homestuck. When They Cry is a Homestuck.

Undertale has cultural impact similar to a Homestuck at first glance, but the fact that it's a pretty short and accessible game means that you don't get the particular mix of sunk cost fallacy and an intimate experience with a piece of media that results in you needing to connect with others who have already put in the time investment. You can buy your friends Undertale and expect them to play it if they're not too busy; telling a friend to read Homestuck is giving them a quest that, if accepted, will spark an odyssey. to read someone's Homestuck is an act of love without true equivalent.

[theabigailthorn]

Castration Movie is a homestuck

[juniepup]

house of leaves is my favorite homestuck