fml

German/f, Fanfiction, cats, games, football, world's worst software developer

[allthe-starss]

being a smosh fan is so weird... why am i out here shipping two potatoes with unresolved sexual tension

[winds-somewhere-safe-to-sea]

let me guess 🙄 you're tired 🙄 it's too hard 🙄 it's too much 🙄

[patrick-stewart]

I am hopeful that those of you who know me will vouch for my credibility in the days to come. I stand this morning with a difficult message... ANDOR | 2.09

[junitpachet]

[tobinsonny]

never change

[kellohara]

i like me better when i’m with you

[preathuswnt]

OBSESSED

[idontknowwfc]

ARSENAL! Champions of Europe!

[emptyjunior]

If I was Denethor the second, Steward of Gondor I would not have sent my son to a council meeting to try and get a cursed ring- I would have sent both my sons out to Seduce Aragorn by any means necessary.

If I wanted the crown of Gondor and to secure leadership for my family for all time I would have said boys. Get out there. Make it happen. Fluff your beautiful shiny hair up. Make papa proud

[masochistsdaughter-deactivated2]

have you ever been sexually attracted to a voice

[only-cat-memes]

[only-cat-memes]

[jessieflemingcanadafan]

When that one friend keeps sending you a voice messages instead of text

[mousidy]

talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

[junitpachet]

... Except there is a bug in the system.

I overthink sipping and spill half of it.

[junitpachet]

This second half is just horrible to watch.

[junitpachet]

Kinda love that they are being respectful

[junitpachet]

I want var

[junitpachet]

I kinda love that Barcelona has to fight rn. It is exciting