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Average Robin has two dead parents statistic is actually incorrect, Jason Todd, who had six dead parents is an outlier adn should not be counted

redhoodinternaldialectical

Wait, hold on...

Dick 2 dead

Jason 6 dead

Tim 2 dead

Stephanie 0 dead

Damian 0 dead

Duke 0 dead

Average with Jason = 1.666 dead parents

Average without Jason = .666 dead parents

Huh, whaddaya know, he really is an outlier!

Bonus average parents per robin = 3.333

bog-coffee

Wait, if we include Tim's step-mom he's on 3. But it's still half of Jason's!

martjaa

happy birthday tim drake u get a cat as a gift!

imagine robin walking into a 24/7 vet in gotham at like 3 am and asking for a cat carrier and the worker just being like what the hell, sure

kitkat5628

They're so adorable tho

Sirens: Love Hurts #2

plagueislost

happy birthday tim!

plagueislost

Photos leaked this weekend of Gotham socialite Tim Drake-Wayne kissing an unknown blond in Penguin's Iceberg Lounge. Now, Bruce Wayne has asked press to stop investigating. What could they want to hide? Read more here

allcops

“The police spend very little of their time dealing with violent criminals—indeed, police sociologists report that only about 10% of the average police officer’s time is devoted to criminal matters of any kind. Most of the remaining 90% is spent dealing with infractions of various administrative codes and regulations: all those rules about how and where one can eat, drink, smoke, sell, sit, walk, and drive. If two people punch each other, or even draw a knife on each other, police are unlikely to get involved. Drive down the street in a car without license plates, on the other hand, and the authorities will show up instantly, threatening all sorts of dire consequences if you don’t do exactly what they tell you. The police, then, are essentially just bureaucrats with weapons. Their main role in society is to bring the threat of physical force—even, death—into situations where it would never have been otherwise invoked, such as the enforcement of civic ordinances about the sale of untaxed cigarettes.”

— An excerpt from Ferguson & the Criminalization of American Life by David Graeber (via actjustly)

noneedtofearorhope

since i think many will have had the memory slip with just how many other atrocities have occured in the past 11 years, or are simply too young to remember, the last bit about the sale of untaxed cigarettes isn’t just some hypothetical, it’s a reference to the killing of eric garner