Junkyard Poetry

Pure thoughts deep from the web straight into my inbox (Spam folder).

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FOMO

Subject: The test I ran that instantly boosted my conversion...

Message Body: Check this out... I've been running a lot of tests on my website recently to see what I could do to increase leads and sales.  I realized I wasn't using FOMO and I noticed you aren’t either.

Message Body 2: Fear of missing out or FOMO, really gets people to take action. 

Message Body 3: I thought this tool would help you too. I'm by no means "techy" and I was still able to install it myself pretty quickly, and if you have any trouble their customer success team is AMAZING.

Goodbye: Great website by the way. Mary Davis

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The legacy email address [email protected] is being retired effective December 31st, 2017. Our current general email address is [email protected]. Please update your address book. Thank you.

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Million dollar idea

Ever Had A Million Dollar Idea... But It Never Panned Out? Have you ever felt handcuffed as an entrepreneur?

You know what I'm talking about. You get the idea.

You'd like to sell... You have the idea... You see the vision... You know exactly what you need to do! You know how this THING will change the world... And then... You're Stuck... Yeah, me too. 

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selfie-stick

Dear selfie-stick.

Glad to hear that you are on the market for selfie stick. We specialize in selfie-stick for some years, with good quality selfie-stick and pretty competitive price.

Hope to cooperate with you! Our company have some kinds of selfie-stick products. If you want to know more about selfie-stick please feel free to contact us.

Best regards selfie-stick

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We can be silent

I decided to communicate with you by your working email address I think that you will check it I am from the squad of hackers from Vietnam

The other day we uploaded a malicious soft in your working and home computer We copied secret information which will harm your life and position in society  I decided to catch you with your web cam It was vas funny

To safe your reputation you should make a transaction of bitcoins (cryptocurensy). I know that you have this money. Use this address to pay You should copy and past If we see money We will delete everything Use internet to understand I give you exactly one day since you open our letter We uploaded a track pix in this letter

You can complain cops, but they can not find us We communicate with you through botnet We do not live in your country

If you want proofs I can share them to 9 your friends then we will share their links if you want you will ask them if something strange was received about you. For some questions just reply Good luck

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Animal love

Only Dogs understand me - Love your. This Shirt will say - How much you like. Show your love for your dog - with this shirt. 

Linkedin Title Tee Shirts From Sunfrog New. 

(Thanks to Gareth)

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~ iqtowrd

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Taxi taxi

When you stopped a taxi for me, it was very nice. When you stopped a taxi for me, do you want to see me again? When you stopped a taxi for me, do you remember how we communicated? When you stopped a taxi for me, long ago you could not see.

When you stopped a taxi for me, I am Marina. When you stopped a taxi for me, do you remember me?

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lost in translation

Forgive me for the unsolicited email.

I'm not sure if we can help you, but... I thought I'd check and see, if...

Struggling to get your content translated before reaching the release date? Spending too much money on translation agency because you always need to send all source texts? Never sure if your website / application is completely translated?

Feeling lost in translation?

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Names

Hi David Its Jared not Kaleb ???

Chris

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Maria

Hello sun. You forgot about me already? I want to be with you again.

Write me call me, come with me. 

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very sad

Why not send me letters. I am very sad, one in Russia. Write to me! - necessarily? it is waiting for your Stella.