OH ! YOU AGAIN... CAN'T STAY AWAY HUH ?
✶ OFF THE RECORD well let's get into it shall we?
okay so remember when I said I wasn't gonna keep posting about this girl because apparently I have a life?
yeah. that lasted approximately 0 days.
because it's been a VERY quiet october. like suspiciously quiet.
after the instagram leak, the lineup announcement, and everyone collectively losing their minds over a trainee that nobody could even confirm existed, MORE VISION basically went silent.
BUT. we are now three weeks into november and we have officially entered the 4SHOBOIZ SCENEDUMP investigation era. the boys are set to debut in january and we got some pre-debut content!
and I may or may not have watched each episode an unhealthy amount of times in hopes that I would have caught SOMETHING juno related.
yes. I know this sounds insane. yes. I know we're analysing random teenage boys' vlogs to feed our own agenda.
the people have been bored.
and some of my moots and I have been going through the scenedumps frame by frame (touch grass? never heard of her) and we have collected some... interesting things.
so let's talk about the moments where we think juno might be there. (or at least, where the juno allegations are getting stronger.)
scenedump 1: just a little bit of this and that…
so the first clip is where the boys are at the ATM getting some cash for their music video shoot and stuff. then when ohyul shows the money to the camera, you can kind of hear someone speak in english.
I'M NOT SCHITOMAXXING I SWEAR ON MY MOTHER! there were no subtitles for that part but as an english speaker, with confirmation from my moots the person said:
“emptied out the company's card bro, we're already broke.”
didn't the juno anon say that juno was from the U.S (allegedly)?? AND AMERICANS SPEAK ENGLISH YA'LL!!
okay okay then for the next scene we caught something when the boys stop by that thrift store thing on the side of the street. and ohyul deadass says, “oh they have a skateboard.”
and the he looks off camera!!!
hello?? chat am I muted tf?
you know who else likes skateboards (allegedly)...? juno motherfawking park.
but maybe I'm crazy. unless…
ryul's being all cute and shit, showing his tshirt that he just bought and whatnot. but bro's barely looking at the camera tf. he was looking at the camera person type shit but then he put out his hand and him and the camera person did some sick ahh handshake.
I need everyone to calm down and hear me out on this one. because the camera person does look shorter than ryul. and the hands did look smaller… and feminine (runs away 🏃♀️💨)
episode 2: hmm… nothing crazy
this one wasn't much but there's a clip of them in the recording studio and ohyul and woojin are dancing (cuties) to a girl singing.
don't even try and gaslight me with this one dawg I know what a girl sounds like smh and that was a FEMALE. maybe it was for a demo guide though but I know what I heard.
episode 3: (starts coughing violently)
respectfully, we were all too distracted by louis showing us hunter (as we should bcs that cat is absolutely adorable oh em gee).
and you can kind of hear his mom in the background but you won't unless you're actually paying attention, but she was speaking to someone. I thought it was his dad but idk?
and as the self proclaimed head detective of lngshotblr now, I did some digging and hopped on discord to confer with a french valorant buddy of mine. and bless him (da goat) he told me what she said! YOU'RE WELCOME!
“louis, belle est là!” which means “louis, belle's here.”
now who tf is belle? I have no damn 1 idea but it was something ig.
episode 4: NOT EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT ANYMORE MAN
THEY THOUGHT I WAS CRAZYYYY!!! whole time I'm the most sane person in the room. lmao let's all laugh at eveyone who isn't me.
so the boys and jay were in the studio going over some lyrics and then jay says (unprovoked btw!!): “if I didn't know her I'd think she was a rapper.”
THE WAY I STARTED CRASHING TF OUT?? OH MY LIFE IS JUST SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWSSSSSS 🌈☀️🌸☘️✨️ I WAS WOKEN UP LIKE A SLEEPER AGENT BRUH THAT 007 MF GOT NOTHING ON ME!!
ohhhh and then we hear the voice. music to my damn ears I started crying.
"this girl yearns to drop a few bars. ryul, let me hop on your verse.”
first of all, I laughed because that's funny. but also rapper juno (allegedly)??
man, and then ryul deadass sat there and t thought about it for a moment and said yes. OMF the way you could hear how quickly the chair scraped back! bruh then all you hear is screaming and clapping.
and then before the video ends you can hear her say, “kwon, line up the track!”
hi kwon 👋 how are you? hope you're doing well bro.
so? where tf are we at? is she real? probably tf not? are we (YES WE.) schitzomaxxing? to be determined lmfao.
do we know why MORE VISION is hiding her?
and honestly I kind of respect the commitment because how did they manage to hide a whole teenage girl while releasing four videos of her group 😭
girl better have the most dramatic entrance in history because the amount of detective work happening right now is ridiculous.
