Lord of the Biscuits

I am not yoghurt

[morganaconda]

this type of troy barnes line delivery

[junoisdizzy]

i wanna get drunk asf and do front bottoms karaoke

[junoisdizzy]

sorry to say it, but adobe flash player did more for the human race than stuffed crust pizza

[sofiaherzen]

COMMUNITY 3x17: Basic Lupine Urology

[shinystarlightt]

I've been having too much fun with the new tomodachi life

He only glows at night

[spaciebabie]

i envy ppl who can provide deep analysis about their favorite media and/or characters b/c whenever i like something a lot it looks like:

[eridan-ampora]

my tea bag broke

[schmenty]

Guy who is about to give birth to leafs

[eridan-ampora]

what the fuck ARE you talking about

[lokaror]

*clutching a gunshot wound*

i still have...so many... restaurants to go to...

[junoisdizzy]

stagnation? more like STAG NATION WHOOOOO

[emeraldcas]

don't listen to them babe just keep opening more tabs in your browser

[partywithponies]

Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???

[byjove]

do you remember when we could post boobs and and pussy and penis and balls and taint on this site and nobody had to show their license and registration to see it 😔 was that developmentally good for 13 year old me? no. but I genuinely believe it is better than living in a dystopian advertiser friendly state with no anonymity and I would pick opening my Tumblr and seeing untagged porn at 14 over this bullshit any day

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[ozempicofficial]

[crabussy]

when you eat a Normal Sandwich (bread meat greens cheese relish) and your body goes ooohhh fuck! oh fuck! what have you done! heartbeat GO! sweating GO! temperature GO! like sorry man I'm just trying to keep you WORKING!!!!!!!! ASS HOLE!

[crabussy]

it’s normal for sandwich to make you feel like you’re dying. this is a normal sandwich experience

[what-even-is-thiss]

It’s so annoying when I say I have an irrational fear or a phobia and people try to logic me out of it. I just told you that it’s irrational.

[she-doesnt-have-the-range]

he was so real for this