[jupiter-pls]

i'd say you both deserve the world, but i think you've already got it 💖

[jupiter-pls]

destined to find each other in every universe? ive heard this story before 🗡️🌳🌸👑

i can pretend this is birthday art as we got incredible LOZ news the same week as danny's birthday 🙂‍↕️ (when your big 2 hyperfixations are your whole personality)

[jupiter-pls]

destined to find each other in every universe? ive heard this story before 🗡️🌳🌸👑

i can pretend this is birthday art as we got incredible LOZ news the same week as danny's birthday 🙂‍↕️ (when your big 2 hyperfixations are your whole personality)

[jupiter-pls]

happiest of birthdays to our stinky baby princess, she can do no wrong ever 🙂‍↕️

[white-boy-of-the-year]

we hardly got any asks about what will happen in the case of a wboty tie. 😉 so, to answer the question that no one had, we have actually had a poll end in a tie before! (https://www.tumblr.com/white-boy-of-the-year/768637010091081728) it was settled by making the candidates fight it out in the sims 4!

however, this time, it seems like the stakes are higher! (i wonder why!) in the spirit of the holidays, we will be allowing tied candidates to move forward as a duo if and only if their poll results in a 50%/50% tie on tumblr dot com.

[ahappydnp]

like actually. ready to heal my inner 2018 self to replace the memory of them

[jupiter-pls]

i craved the ~remix 🙂‍↕️

[ahappydnp]

Hiiii can you help me identify the source of my favourite random dnp phrase that lives in my head rent-free? It's Dan saying "Look at this Resplendent Oinker!", should be relatively recent and I don't think it's about the Golden Pig.

Thank you so much!!

5:15 of the first tiktok video!

also ty to @jupiter-pls who i had to text and ask for help with bc she is the only person ever on twitter to use that phrase and i couldn't remember

[ahappydnp]

thoughts on. on . bakjing video ,?

i need to be taken out back and humanely shot by the local farmer

[queerdnp]

the thing is. you couldn't fucking write this. not even in my wildest dreams did i ever think yeah dan and phil are gonna hard launch and then announce a podcast called hard launch and then the next day they post a selfie in bed and then the next day dan tweets fifty times in one afternoon joking about breaking up and then the next day they're spotted filming at the london eye and then the next day they make their first red carpet appearance in seven years and it's at a gay bdsm film and then the next day it's october 19th and then the next day the first episode of the podcast comes out and they talk about a previously untold gay scandal anecdote

[queerdnp]

and then dan posts a story about how they were "accidentally" giving sub/dom vibes at the gay bdsm film premiere

[queerdnp]

AND THEN THEY POST A SELFIE ON FUCKING OCTOBER 19TH FROM THE FUCKING LONDON EYE

[queerdnp]

and then they make a tiktok with a popular couple questions trend in which they answer that dan was interested first and they think phil said i love you first although they're not sure

[queerdnp]

and then they post the london eye video and it turns out to be a whole ass anniversary vlog and the staff at the eye recognize them and upgrade them to the cupid's pod experience for free and then they get white girl wasted on garlic shots and heavily imply they fucked at the end of that vlog

[ahappydnp]

THE POWER OF PHAN BROUGHT THE MANCHESTER EYE BACK HELLO

[ahappydnp]

sorry if someone's already posted this i'm just spinning in circles

[bewareofthenotsonewphannie]

had to check and yes, it's real!?!?

[degenerusssy]

Who has the correct jam opinion?

Dan

Phil

Voting ended onOct 31, 2025

[phantasticphizza]

feeling like this diva rn

[thelionandthellama]

#whoremembers when we lost our collective minds over phil's laptop in the back while dan was walking around dick and ass out like this

[danielhowell]

HARD LAUNCH the dan and phil podcast - dropping every monday on youtube.com/danandphil or wherever you like to listen

[2009editingtips]

you’re laughing? after 16 years they’re Hard Launching every Monday and you’re laughing?

[jupiter-pls]

i'd say you both deserve the world, but i think you've already got it 💖