i'm not a real doctor but i am a real worm

i am an actual worm | they/he | 29 | 🌈

[krushing]

One Piece (2023-) S2EP5: WAX ON, WAX OFF

[foepossum]

The response to my Sanji drawing has been sooooo sweet 😭

[foepossum]

pookie ✨

[foepossum]

Taking more time off work to do some pining, perhaps some anxious heartbeat awareness, and some gay art as well

[hackedmotionsensors]

To Iva-chan, Thanks for Everything! - Victoria Cindry

lol I've been wanting to redraw this scene for ages but then i got too lazy to color the background asdfas

[vintage-tigre]

Golly Gosh, She’s Hot - this is a rare 1930s European porcelain kinetic sculpture, which has a detachable left leg that can be used as a smoking pipe. The empty seat next to her would be where one placed the tobacco or herb of choice to pack into the pipe.

Descended from a much older Chinese and European tradition of risqué articulated nodding figures, these Naughty Nodders were novelty items designed for storing spices, trinkets or smoking paraphernalia. They are being rediscovered today as examples of mid-century kitsch, pin-up culture and postwar ceramic design. Most commonly found examples are Japanese export ashtrays mass produced during the late 1940s and 1950s post war colonial era.

[json-derulo]

fool me once shame on you. fool me twice shame on me. fool me three times this has gotta be a sex thing for at least one of us

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Only People Who Can See RED Really Well Can Read These Words

Will you be seeing red after taking this quiz?

I can only read “dogs” and only see anything in one other. I see nothing in any other.

[bunjywunjy]

8/10 but fuck, OW.

[lettuce-tv]

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

[iskippedthepartaboutlove]

[foepossum]

Oh, what's a devil to do

When those delusions, so tried and true

Don't come through like they used to

[foepossum]

I watched the funny circus show

[cyyb3rsnipe]

cuties

[foepossum]

I should be allowed to smoke for a year after finding out my therapist has been using AI to document our sessions and send me messages

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[kuchipachi]

white flag by lucia gallipoli

[foepossum]

Had to order specific doctor-recommended shoes and insoles and they're so fucking EXPENSIVE.

If these things don't fix me, fuck me, and offer me a cigarette after I'm honestly going to be so pissed