Why Am I Like This?

0x league champ, 0x sectional champ, 0x national champ, 0x world champ, but we gon try.

[hesperydes]

[yhej-blog]

I had this queued since september 

[natasha-romvnoff]

I had this queued since last December

[mysterious-pink-lion]

The whole debate, no, the whole election

[meanplastic]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo via sathyiaold)

[memewhore]

[babydreamgirl-deactivated201902]

My drag name

[oldernfaraway]

i think it’s funny that hilary is expected to be take responsibility for her husband’s actions, but trump isn’t expected to take responsibility for his own. isnt misogyny so funny. hilarious. im tired 

[black-culture]

[temilasha]

Little louder for the fuck boy in the back.

[tealpaws]

[destinyrush]

If you are not white in America, they’re going to criminalize you even though you’re actually a news reporter and carry expensive equipment. 

[politicalmachine]

well uh not much to say here…..other than make sure you’re registered, you look for early voting opportunities in your state, and you exercise your right to vote

[shittyidea]

Instead of running for President, just take the bus!

[goodassdog]

[just--alyssa]

To tired to wake up before school, to tired to pay attention in school, leave school early to go to work, practice after work, get home and am too tired to do home work

[bloodbending]

i love that hillary calls trump “donald” bc it reminds everyone that he’s held no political position and has no experience, plus it diminishes all the power of the brand name “trump” and instead reminds us of a stuttering idiot duck-looking motherfucker who doesn’t ever know what he’s talking about

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[nicejewishguy]

I'm gonna finally reveal my fetish

It’s love

[dancegavindance-deactivated2019]

Mike you’re into piss and we all know it

[rqindrops]

mike: cancer, pisces, aquarius, scorpio, gemini, sagittarius 

jiqqler: aries, leo, taurus, capricorn, virgo, libra

[dancegavindance-deactivated2019]

he’s a scorpio and I’m a capricorn so I fully sign off on this judgement

[nicejewishguy]

I THOUGHT YOU ASKED FOR MY BIRTHDAY SO YOU COULD GET ME A GIFT GOD DAMN IT

[just-shower-thoughts]

As a kid, I thought America seemed ancient and eternal. Now I realize that America is only 238 years old and could collapse at any time just like the Roman Empire.