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Some parents really don’t understand the difference between actual discipline and hurting your kids. This teaches a kid nothing except needing to hide what makes them happy because they’re scared their parents will destroy it.

danielle-mertina

Wow…what a terrible parent. Minecraft is A LOT of work, diligence, and creativity. The parent should have been encouraging that. And why does a 9 year old need to wake up every day at 7 am during a pandemic? What’s wrong with this person?

I can foresee an estranged relationship in the future. Because this parent is out of their minds and more interested in exacting punitive control than being a loving caregiver.

whatjordylikes

Y'all wonder why some kids are the way they are? This is it.

matt-ruins-your-shit

This makes me so mad

First of all you’re already a shitty parent for making arbitrary rules and trying to control their sleep habits. He’s 9 if he’s old enough to make castles in Minecraft and has no job or school to attend why the fuck does he have to wake up at 7 in the morning. Like you understand the sleep schedules most people are on has them not getting enough sleep. If he’s sleeping in till 9 or 10 he probably needed the extra sleep and it’s healthier for him to sleep in. Waking yourself up is not a skill you wake up when you’ve slept enough or when you have to cut your rest short for responsibilities.

You have a small handful of opportunities in life to be able to sleep as much as you want/need. One day he’s going to have to wake up just to work…let him be a fucking kid and sleep during the brief window in his life where he can and don’t be such a controlling bitch who needs to decide when people sleep and wake up simply because you squeezed them out of your body and they can’t stop you.

Second of all having rules or boundaries is fine, I’m not some hippy that thinks you should let kids do whatever they want. But at 9 your kid is old enough to understand why there are rules so A.) Your rules should only exist if they have a reason and a purpose and B.) you should be communicating those reasons rather than making threats and issuing ultimatums. If you didn’t have a reason for making 7am the wake up time then to him it’s just some stupid rule you made up for no reason so why should he develop that behaviour if it’s only to please you. This do it because I say so shit is and has always been bad parenting.

Lastly when you do have to punish your kid this is one of the absolute worst ways to do it. First of all it was not proportionate to the crime at all. This is the punishment for like finding porn and cocaine under your kids bed not sleeping in to 11. Taking away the game or system for a while is one thing that’s a normal punishment. I don’t care that to you it’s just a video game, it’s not about the game the fact is… You destroyed something important to him, something he was proud of and wanted to share with you, something he can never get back. And the people saying the only lesson you taught him is to not trust you or share with you what makes them happy are absolutely right. You have not helped make a more obedient or self sufficient child you’ve made a more secretive and distrusting one. Honestly some people might think I’m over-exaggerating but I think you’ve done serious lasting damage to your relationship with your son here.

There are kids who even long into adulthood have secretive patterns of behaviour because of stuff like this. They try to hide everything they do from the people they love like it’s shameful or wrong to the point people think they don’t do or care about anything at all. The way some might hide drugs they hide everything. Get used to hearing “nothing” as the response to all your questions.

Here’s the other lesson you taught here, don’t try or put effort into anything because it’s pointless. Not only did he have a years worth of his time, energy and creativity wiped out…but it was wiped out by someone who is supposed to love and care for him. If even the people that love me are going to destroy the result of my effort..I wont put in any effort. You’re right to be worried about the fact that he wont even eat. If your goal was to defeat your son and break his will you did it, good job you are 100% the ass hole.

I’m not even saying this to pile on the mom or act like she’s a monster, obviously the she should be murdered or have her kid taken away reactions are over the top. She is a cunt but she obviously cares and thought she was doing something right and didn’t fully understand what she did or the effect it would have and she should have. Every parent makes mistakes hopefully she saw peoples reaction and realized she fucked up and apologized and tried to make it up to her son. If she understands why what she did is fucked up and is able to admit that to her son and apologize she can mitigate the the fuck up.

olderboy-aesthethic

oomshi

rag-weed

Evidence in the dog pants argument

heterophobian

me: i’m really stressed

someone: just relax!!!!!

me:

m4a1-shermayne

Imagine showing this video to someone 6 months ago

m4a1-shermayne

Imagine showing this video to someone 1 year ago

iwontbelookingdown

oh my god.

hopefulartandwriting

This would literally be a closing shot in Black Mirror

targuzzler-deactivated20180224

hey guys so apparently the boss baby was based off a book

targuzzler-deactivated20180224

snoopingasusualisee

Yeah.

interrogationspecialist

Don’t Like That

snugglebull-deactivated20160725

unfitninjuh

This is like seeing an elf argue with an orc

glitzkomodo

The orc won

stripedsweater

florel

this show is so important to me

pastabot

thestateonmtv

this is still the funniest fucking thing i remember being 7 and almost throwing up watching this and now im 20 puking onto my rug

melonmemes

animejebbush

i was at five guys and i’ve never wanted to meet someone more than i do the guy that drew this

ericorbit-deactivated20181220

deadddeviant

The short involves Goofy doing domestic chores for his wife, which was an odd concept in the 1950′s. So based on the Milkman not knowing who he was kissing in this bit, it implies that Goofy’s wife was fucking the Milkman.