An Astartes In Blue

I'm a binary, hexadecimal, frappucino that identifies as a Boolean function

[antiyourwokehomophobia2]

[henstomper]

Visit Original Link

[psiotechniqa]

its a pissmas miracle

[fullymechanized-consoomer]

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Happy CnC day

[ginger-ale-official]

Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands

Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please

[ginger-ale-official]

[ginger-ale-official]

Happy Easter everybody

[ginger-ale-official]

Every single Easter you monsters give me a million notes on this post

[tazahan]

Happy Valentine!

[skulk-id]

Save this for February

[fallingthroughvisualcompanion]

a series

[teaboot]

The girlies going to brunch

[fallingthroughvisualcompanion]

a series

[teaboot]

The girlies going to brunch

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

a tiny problem

this probably hasn't made the news in other countries - huge mining company Rio Tinto managed to lose this little capsule (8 x 6 mm) somewhere in West Australia:

it's caesium-137, the stuff that has made Chernobyl uninhabitable, and you don't want to be standing within 5-10 meters of it, because it's blasting out beta and gamma rays. you REALLY don't want to pick it up, because it'll give you radiation burns.

what's nuts is it seems to have somehow escaped from its "secure" container and fallen out of a bolt hole while being transported, and then nobody noticed for TWO WEEKS.

anyway there are fire fighters on their sixth day of scouring 1,400 km (!) of desert road right now, but it's so small that it may never be found (I think the detection radius with the equipment they're using is maybe 20m). it's so small that it could have stuck in a car's tire treads, or been picked up by an unfortunate bird or other wildlife. it has a half-life of 30 years, which means it'll be dangerously radioactive for centuries.

it's just an incredible fuckup on so many levels.

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

here's an article on this:

Radioactive substances expert perplexed at how dangerous capsule 'has fallen off the back of a truck'

One expert calls for tougher radiation safety measures as an urgent warning remains in place over the disappearance of a highly radioactive

"At the moment, I don't think anybody can quite believe that something that's highly radioactive has fallen off the back of a truck"

[hotvampireadjacent]

Update:

No fucking way they found it

[turtlesandfrogs]

So at least it wasn't caught up in a tire of family car, sitting there irradiating everyone nearby.

Also sounds this particular company screws up big time pretty often:

[fma-facts]

Happy Meat Day everyone!

[fma-facts]

Several people have pointed out that in many countries outside the U.S., dates are written day/month rather than month/day, which would make Meat Day actually September 2nd. To which I would like to say:

1. In Japan it’s month/day, so February 9th would technically be the correct date 2. That being said… two Meat Days

[acuityinnovations]

QUEUED THIS FOR BOTH MEAT DAYS

[radiofreederry]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Most athletes are born earlier in the year because it gives them an age advantage during school when you find most opportunities to make being an athlete a career.

[supersoftly]

So can someone explain to me the he/him lesbians

[lordascapelion]

Okay, so eons ago, a stellar object feel to Earth. This was called the “Black Egg” and housed Lilith, who would be the progenitor of humanity. But another seed called the “White Egg”, housing Adam, also struck the Earth. The First Ancestral race created these life seeds to stretch across the cosmos, but they were never meant to cohabit on the same world.

SEELE, a shadowy cabal controlling the planet, discovered the Dead Sea Scrolls, an instruction book left by the First Ancestral Race on how to use the ultra tech found in the Eggs. Feeling that human evolution had reached a dead end, they schemed to create the “Human Instrumentality Project”, to merge all human consciousness into one entity.

However, due to the presence of the White Egg, humanity must contend with highly advanced organisms called “Angels”, who seek to merge with the progenitor of humanity, Lilith to claim the inheritance of humanity for themselves. To fight them off and buy time until the Human Instrumentality Project is complete, SEELE has sponsored the creation of NERV, who creates giant, biomechanical humanoid weapons called “Evas” to save humanity.

[lordascapelion]

Oh wait, I thought you asked what the backstory for Evangelion was. Yeah, I have no idea how he/him lesbians work.

[deeps-repus]

[takashi0]

@not-semi-perfect​

[aftonfamilyvalues]

calling people you dont like fascists doesnt actually make them fascists but it does downplay the horrors of fascism and make you look like a tool

[aftonfamilyvalues]

if you think everything is fascism then you are never going to recognize actual fascism, crying wolf and loosening the definition of fascism will render the term useless and enable actual fascists to get away with fascism

[r0ll-fizzlebeef]

Oh boy, yet another excuse to use this gem.

[kitschadelic]

friend was lamenting the lack of girls in the shonen she was watching so I had some advice for her

[wcwit]

[fridge-full-of-feels]

The timing… omg

[immediatebreakfast]

Sorry to be clueless, but is this good or bad? I know that Guillermo del Toro is a genius regarding movies, and that he will do the story justice... But horny? Why? Are those actors specialized in horny tension?

[fridge-full-of-feels]

I can’t say what their chemistry will be like together, but here’s what I do know about them:

Andrew Garfield has been wanting to play a bisexual Spider-Man for ages. He’s also been shown to be very comfortable kissing other men in public.

And Oscar Isaac really wanted a gay romance in Star Wars between his character, Poe, and Finn.

Then you have to factor in Del Toro’s monsterfucker energy, and this is a recipe for something very horny about to happen, if not in the film, then on AO3.

[immediatebreakfast]

Oh wow, it is the perfect recipe for the horny™.

[nehirose]

oh this is DEFINITELY going to awaken something in the collective conscience.