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I love my sanders sides bois, they own my heart. I'm also into musical theatre and anime.

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THE WORLD SUCKS

SOCIETY IS A LIE

GENDER NORMS CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES

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Roman: I'm so intelligent! My brain level is higher than everyone else's! I have an IQ of 3000!

Logan: You just figured out what 4x5 is -_-

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Roman: I love you both, no homo

Patton: thank you-

Virgil: No. You can't love me.

Roman: Okay, then I hate you

Virgil: I hate me too. Oh, and I hate you.

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Janus: what are some things you call your partner?

Patton: sugar

Logan: honey

Roman: flour

Remus: egg

Roman: ½lb butter

Remus: stir

Roman: pour into a pan, preheat to 350 degrees

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Logan, deadly serious: its called gay rights because I'm gay and I'm always right.

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Have a roman edit I made!!

Idk it's just pretty

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Patton: why don't murderers just hide the bodies in a cemetery?

Remus: oh I already do

Patton: oh okay

Patton: wAIT-

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Patton: someone asked me if I found jesus today

Patton: does this mean he's missing?? Has anyone called the cops yet???

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Patton: *scratches all over his arms and legs*

Janus: what happened to you?!

Patton: I just wanted to hug some bunnies :(

Janus: THOSE WERE RACCOONS!

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Patton: Virgil's in jail?!

Remus: Yea for something he didn't do..

Patton: which is..?

Remus: he didn't run fast enough..

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Patton: Virgil, you should really take care of yourself more

Virgil: why should I when I have you

Patton: 🥺

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Logan: I was with Remus and he stuck a carrot up his ass, and I was like, excuse me? I was going to eat that

Logan: now its going to taste like carrot

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Remus: *swallows a tablet without water*

Employees at the Samsung store: ...

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Patton: when I said to bring me something back from the sea, I meant, like, a seashell-

Remus, struggling to hold a seagull: oh.

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Patton: why would someone commit murder when they can have a pet parrot??

Remus: Yea I'd kill for one of those

Patton:

Patton: I think you're missing the point-

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Logan: jellyfish have survived for 600,000 years without brains

Virgil: a ray of hope for Roman

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Roman: I'm almost ready, I'm just putting on some makeup

Virgil: you don't need makeup

Roman: Aw that's so swee-

Virgil: you need plastic surgery