justin, but make it white™️

"hi, i'm gay," he said, surprising no one

[lantaniel]

how do you do, fellow Creatives™

[spicymochi]

he is sitting and pondering

[only-cat-memes]

[goldcrescent]

atp the only way we’re going to get out of this ai shit while people’s brains are still semi intact is to start bribing influencers and tiktokers into saying chatgpt is cringe and it emits a frequency that blocks your divine energy which can only be channeled back by reading a book and talking to your friends

[eameseames]

important life update: my dog came out of the woods with half of an artisanal baguette

[no-tengo-ojos]

Incredible things happening on tumblr

[wuggen]

Recently discovered, fully by accident, that the trick to feeling like you have more time in the day is to actually do shit with the time that's there, which seems fake and wrong and it's frankly infuriating that it works >:|

[wuggen]

This is picking up a bit so I thought I'd mention that, while this trick does work, it is regrettably the hardest fucking thing in the world to do :T

[theconcealedweapon]

[lmaonade]

going on pinterest and commenting “hmm… i find this really.. pinteresting…!” on every single post i see

[theconcealedweapon]

[theconcealedweapon]

More proof that capitalism was never "freedom" or "small government".

[theconcealedweapon]

[beemovieerotica]

i think a really funny project that a statistics professor could have their class do is like. put a bunch of random, patently untrue demographic statements into a hat. "the most popular tv show among white men ages 24-27 is Bluey." "the majority of business majors are middle children." "bisexual women love hot chips." and each student picks one out of the hat and you gotta like. design a whole study and survey a group of people to specifically achieve that result. you have to prove it true. by whatever means necessary. you have to construct the most biased study possible and wrangle in your exact demographic to make that statement a statistical reality. i think people would learn a lot.

[beemovieerotica]

CLARIFICATION: students would be forbidden from recruiting participants with any communication that contains more than 1 demographic qualifier!!

e.g. they can put out an ad for "female study participants" but not for "bisexual women who like hot chips"

this forces them to design a screening process that narrows it down to their desired group. "yeah sorry the survey takes 2 hours, and it's right during lunch, but we do have an unlimited supply of hot chips you can eat." and then occasionally a beautiful butch woman walks by the windows idk im still brainstorming

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.

[birdsareblooming]

it's been like 2 years. i havent touched it. never needed to. "you don't really have a choice," are you so swift to forget the recent past? Bitch i still use itunes to download mp3s to so i have them forever and any song i want, then my sister burns them to CDs. When boycotts rolled out my other sister got no thanks to scan what products we shouldn't buy. i still use corded headphones not because "its older" but because it's easier. a fool criticizes those who buy candles 200 years after the invention of the electric light until the power goes out. become ungovernable. you are not immune to propaganda. you've never had Chatgpt forced upon you, the only thing forced upon you is the idea that Chatgpt is forced upon you. why claim you need something today that you didn't need yesterday. little bitch.

[teophan]

[dorothylarouge]

[54-tyler]

Particular type of post.

[animentality]

[janetfraiser]

so I’m filling out pediatrician intake forms for my newborn son and I get to the demographic section and I was already chuckling about putting a marital status…

yes hello my 3 day old son responds to only Old English, thank you