WHY NOT?

I live to amuse.

[just-for-the-bants]

When people tell you to smile more.

[just-for-the-bants]

Nursing that hangover.

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

why is white supposed to be a ‘pure’ color? you know what’s white? crack cocaine. you know what else is white? 230+ years of systematic oppression 

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

i lost like 8 followers because of this lol bye

[just-for-the-bants]

When you try your best but you don't succeed

[just-for-the-bants]

When you finally get that ice cream!

[dizzeeklpling]

👏👏👏

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

OH SNAP

[just-for-the-bants]

The food gremlin strikes again.

[protectingstucky]

me: I’ve worked so hard today I need a break

narrator: she didn’t deserve a fucking break

[just-for-the-bants]

Ahoy there captain 🐙

[just-for-the-bants]

[just-for-the-bants]

When people tell you to smile more.