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it/its and masc terms • 24 • antis please just don't clown

[cryptotheism]

Bro wants to be a fop but he's barely dapper

[cryptotheism]

Bro called himself bohemian with zero joie de vivre

[cryptotheism]

Bro wants to be a fop but he's barely dapper

[cryptotheism]

Bro called himself bohemian with zero joie de vivre

[chloematis]

“That’s true! I did! I crinkled this!“ A painting of my favorite post from @straycatj I hope my rendition of this dastardly crime did it justice

[straycatj]

Why do you reveal my naughty past… although it’s a good art…but…but…but…

[dogpuppy]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[selfundiagnosed]

[savahnahhallow]

Unrestrained summer fun

[nattousan]

* crazy tire-screeching noises*

[do-it-4-carrie]

They’re writing a message

[release-the-sheep]

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

[lostinhistory]

[fouroclockwren]

YES OMG BRÜNNHILDE

[enriquemzn262]

[transgenderer]

what the fuck

[argumate]

sweet, might base an agricultural civilisation on this river, hope it behaves itself

[theaudientvoid]

[argumate]

might just fuck around and find out

[andmaybegayer]

Diversity win! This river has ADHD

[crazy-pages]

Nile: You would not believe how long term you have to mismanage agriculture on my banks to start experiencing soil depletion. I will always be here for you Egypt.

Huang He: *kicks in the door* FUCK YOUR DYNASTY IT'S FAMINE TIME!!!

[theprofessional-amateur]

I took two semesters of Chinese history in college. The first thing the professor started with was “getting to know the rivers, Yangtze and the Yellow Rivers. You need to know them because they will play very important roles in the history of China. The Yangtze has been crucial to trade, movement, culture and more. The Yellow river, the Yellow River can’t be trusted as you will repeatedly see.”

[theprofessional-amateur]

If you got stuck on a question during a test or whatever you could start with “the Yellow river jumped the banks causing instability and chaos that quickly spread” and would be correct more times than you would be incorrect.

[im-adrienne-deactivated20260216]

I love geographical chats when it completely devolves into dragging a landform.

[kittiesarecuter]

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]

[applescentedstars]

um if theres a trans guy in your life please don't forget to reach out to him. ask him how he's doing. check up on him. remind him that you love him- and that you love him not despite his manhood, but because of it.

please don't let the trans guy in your life forget that he's deserving of love and he deserves to be taken care of. please remind him that he doesn't have to be strong all the time and he's allowed to be loud and he's allowed to complain and he's allowed to let people take care of him. please don't forget to be there for him.

if there's a trans guy in your life, please make sure he knows the world is better with him in it, and it would be worse without him. it can be hard to remember that.

[thestateonmtv]

So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment

[beachdeath]

usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though

[orcposts]

hey man. i didn't see you at the ambient red lighting and horse store. you ok man?

[deez-no-relation]

This is the kind of post that is baffling until you see the next post and it’s a store with a horse in it but everything’s red. except. there is no second post

[transparent-plastic-robotgirl]

at the orgy doing it Newton's Cradle style

[goblinposts]

no talk me if you have hate in your heart for the fruit of the cow 🧀😤

[orcposts]

dont call it that.

[goblinposts]

bro you literally call your cold cuts "slommy"

[orcposts]

that was supposed to be between us

[wouldyoufuckthisfurry]

Would You Fuck This Furry?

Snorlax from Pokemon

Yes

No

See Results

Remaining time: 6 days 14 hours

Ohh Snorlax our buddy Snorlax, the beautifully rotund Sleeping Pokemon! Snorlax is generally found in mountains and forests, though it has been known to block paths used by trainers while slumbering as well! When sleeping, Snorlax is so docile that people and other Pokemon will sometimes bounce on its belly without the Pokemon being bothered. When awake, Snorlax will spend its time eating, and after eating around 880-900 pounds of food, will promptly nod off again. Its stomach is so strong it can eat pretty much anything, no matter how poisonous or moldy, without any issues.

As much as Snorlax likes to sleep, when prompted to battle, this Pokemon shows enormous power! It's also quite the adept swimmer!

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There is no nuance button, if your answer is some variation of ‘I would if X’ then the answer is yes.

[patema-introverted]